Come on winners!

I linked to this recently, but here is a reminder. Surely one of us can win it? $250 for a few syllables? The font has to be 22 point, but doesn’t say which typeface. I recommend, Jokerman, Comic Sans, and naturally Gill Sans Ultra Fuck-Off.hai

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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25 Responses to Come on winners!

  1. I threw this one into the ring:

    Scaffidi wants bread
    Bakery not open til nine
    Angry mayor will tweet

    Didn’t get a bite from Lord Scaffidi tho


  2. rottobloggo says:

    I have five honed haiku ready to go.


  3. Anonymous says:

    Youth is trickery
    Beauty Is Deceiving
    Alana’s poster


  4. Perineum says:

    Vincent lattes sipped
    Suburban threat averted
    Eleni’s on board


  5. skink says:

    stick your head up there.
    find wisdom and be your own


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