Category Archives: Uncategorisable Worsts

Call the Police

Posted on September 9, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Seriously. Mt Hawthorne.

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | Tagged | 16 Comments

Outrage Sunday 113 Election 2013 In Memoriam

Posted on September 8, 2013 by rottobloggo

So. Farewell then Kevin 07 Rudd You are feeling blue After covering your hands In red. “Programmatic Specificity” Was your catchphrase: “Get out” Is everyone else’s. Keith’s mum liked you Until you had A big tanty At her school canteen. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst of perth, worst politician | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 46 Comments

The Cock line

Posted on September 4, 2013 by rottobloggo

Trains on the Fremantle line are stopping early this week due to “upgrading works”. Riiiiiight.

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | Tagged , , , , , | 3 Comments

No, thank you!

Posted on September 2, 2013 by AHC McDonald
Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | 6 Comments

a three-hour tour

Posted on September 2, 2013 by rottobloggo

Mindarie Marina. Even if the whale-watching is exactly 180 minutes, would you really want to tempt fate? I would advertising a three-hour-and-one-minute tour, just to be on the safe side. If TWoP was on the SS Minnow: The skipper is Snuff, … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | Tagged | 8 Comments

Seppo

Posted on September 2, 2013 by AHC McDonald

Septimus Roe with a Mother in Law tongue right up his scroll. You’re welcome. I guess he’s thinking “You know if we could clear all these natives and this Jarrah scrub, I could totally see a fucking Coffee Club here. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | 26 Comments

Outrage Sunday 112 When Macca Writes Your Love Story

Posted on September 1, 2013 by rottobloggo

G’day TWOPpers. What the heck-diddly has been going on with Wikipedia? Monday’s feature story was When God Writes Your Love Story, then Friday they had Everything Tastes Better With Bacon. What? Even a copy of Cloudstreet?Just as well I’d made … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst book, worst name, worst people, worst personalities | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | 50 Comments

“thrown out”

Posted on August 30, 2013 by rottobloggo

Perhaps not the best headline, in the circumstances…

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst website | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

print pottymouth

Posted on August 28, 2013 by rottobloggo

Maaaaaate! David Bell has acquired more noms de guerre than this reporter. The hard-charging newshound we know as Jezza Bell and Ding Dong Bell can now be referred to as Swear Bear. The evidence? This front page from Teh Chook. … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | Tagged , , , , , | 32 Comments

vibrant vista Mt Hawthorn

Posted on August 26, 2013 by rottobloggo

Solar panels! What will these clever developers think of next? I do hope you’ll join me on the Bravo viewing platform on Oxford Street (aka Neasden-in-the-Sun), drinking sparkling, thinking, ‘If we lived here we’d be home by now’. I know … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts | Tagged , , | 31 Comments