Category Archives: worst graphic design

Sniff a Black Swan

Posted on December 4, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Another in the infinite regression of bad swan logos. I assume it’s not just me that sees a person getting their nose right up a swan’s ringhole? Right up there?  Maybe it’s too soon after this one. In any case … Continue reading →

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Mother of all Baravans

Posted on November 24, 2009 by AHC McDonald

This one is FROM Rolly, so all should couch their comments in terms of “Irrelevant timewasting…” Typically useless post…” “Metrocentric…” “Moan, Grump…” “Why bother sending this tripe..?” “Rebarbative…” “I couldn’t give a stuff about your van picture sending abilities…” &cetera. … Continue reading →

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Whop me down Jesus with a crop top

Posted on November 6, 2009 by AHC McDonald

I found this left in an exam venue. As Ice Tea (or was that Vanilla Ice?) would say, ” Exam taker you fucked up! Whop me down Jesus with a crop top.”  And NEW testament FFS? For exams you need … Continue reading →

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You’re not not hallucinating

Posted on October 22, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Paracleet snapped this car in Victoria Park. I like that even a crackpot car painter can use an apostrophe, unlike Yokine IGA, as visioned by Slanderer. Slanderer also snapped this baffling graphic on the store. I’m sure they’d tell you … Continue reading →

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Gill Sans Ultra Bold

Posted on October 21, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Another from Jazzrusso seen at freeway exit. These roadsigns have font sets? I’d guess comic sans or papyrus as default. Certainly not the Gill sans ultra fuck-off bold favoured by The Lazy Aussie. Has a lovely detached feel. Reminds me … Continue reading →

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Irrational Hatreds #1. Tim Winton

Posted on October 19, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Someone, I think it was AGB labelled my anti Tim Winton sentiment as an irrational hatred. I like that as a label, especially as I really don’t know why he just shits me so much. He’s like a John “Bono” … Continue reading →

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Firm but Manky.

Posted on October 19, 2009 by AHC McDonald

A Perth worst that’s so perfect, it’s beyond quintessential. From Jazzrusso. Jazz, if you got the mattress when Dennis’ hair was like that, could I ask if it’s getting a little manky by now? He’s much more like THIS or … Continue reading →

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The Spanish Steps

Posted on October 13, 2009 by AHC McDonald

OK, bull horns or boozies? I bought this assuming it was boozies, but after getting it (them?) home, the word “Toro” on the back made me realise it was supposed to be a bull. How disappointing. I think the year … Continue reading →

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A bear’s eyes water

Posted on September 18, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Well this gives the overwhelming impression of a child stuck up a bear’s arse. There’s not really any other interpretation. And if it didn’t, it’s still shithouse graphic design. If the child is supposed to be carrying a giant teddy, … Continue reading →

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…on the white telephone

Posted on September 10, 2009 by AHC McDonald

Since you all hated the last Curtin poster so much, here’s another which is more engaging. I had no idea that pub crawls still existed. I mean with insurance and liability problems, I thought this sort of thing was long … Continue reading →

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