Author Archives: rottobloggo

no mankinis please we’re in Bentley

Brer Bento may be a nappy-changing, balcony-dwelling goat-cheese-eating PUMCIN, but he was a uni student once and there is still a spark burning feebly in his duck-a-la-orange-stuffed belly. I know this to be true because Comrade Bento sent me this … Continue reading

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“Fuck me, Western Australia.”

How much time is being lost in media workplaces today because of this document? This passage was striking: “Mr Leckie: Mate, I have counted that, between Nine and Seven, I’ve been a CEO for twenty years. I’m tired. It’s time, … Continue reading

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stick it to them

Betty just moved to Freo from Germany! Imagine her looking forward to seeing stiltwalkers, vibrant cafes, ships with no lead but with live sheep, musicians, The Herald (aka The Chook), Little Creatures, the Bon Scott statue, the old synagogue, the … Continue reading

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weeds

Needs become weeds. Swanbourne. The first for TWOP from this very green suburb: I just give and give.

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sling me a bikini

Mrs Thomo sent these fashion images from the Hills. “Interestingly a carload of 20 something blokes purchased at least 3 mankinis whilst these pics were being taken,” Mrs T says. That is interesting. Can we please have a precise Hills … Continue reading

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keep smilling

It’s nearly the weekend: keep smilling. Thanks to J-J for this…item. Where can we buy it for Easter, J-J?

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strange days, strange customs

NF#1 sent four images: I’m using two. NF#1 says he feels no shame. Dude: how can I do the tag thing if I don’t know where the horse balls are? If I was TLA I would have ranted for 200 … Continue reading

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a pole and a dick

Where is Mez? Vegan is hoping he can decode the object in her photo. “I thought it was art, but I think the supporting pole makes it engineering…perhaps Mez will know.” The photo was taken in Trinity, where living comes … Continue reading

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twisted

Lucky Star apologies for the poor image quality in this chicen Twistees shot: no need. She captured it at the Karrinyup Rd/Main St lights in Osborne Park: I love the misty, ghostly, chiceny quality. And Brer ‘Flipflop’ Bento got his … Continue reading

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egg him on

Easter’s coming up: don’t forget to get that perfect gift, guys! Fremantlebiz says this ad is in one of his local newspapers this week.

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