Author Archives: rottobloggo

haiku expose

Posted on September 24, 2013 by rottobloggo

Forget TLA’s earlier witterings: the mainstream media has investigated the haiku competition. David ‘Swear Bear’ Bell had the scoop. TLA may have been commended – but I am the poet who has been published. The Voice also has a report … Continue reading →

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early scoop

Posted on September 23, 2013 by rottobloggo

Teh West Online was Johnny-on-the-spot with the big legal news this morning. The verdict on the Lloyd Rayney appeal started at 1130: WAToady had it up at 1148 – but was comprehensively beaten by Teh Internets Worst, which had it … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 115 confessions

Posted on September 22, 2013 by rottobloggo

Two more pics from the heart of the Blackwood Valley. No teens, tweens, pre-adolescents, or pre-teens THANK you. Inside I found some titillating literature: a steal at $4! How about those Dockers! Both TLA and the Rainmaker were predictably sclerotic … Continue reading →

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Nannup redback

Posted on September 20, 2013 by rottobloggo

Yikes! I was frightened. Note the Nannup Hotel in the background, home of the Lithuanian parmy.

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Nannup Gormley

Posted on September 18, 2013 by rottobloggo

Yes, I said Gormley: Antony Gormley has moved to Nannup. The British sculptor is refueling on parmy in between his epic installations. His work has taken on a porcine bent: I’m unsure if it has anything to do with the … Continue reading →

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Nannup parmy

Posted on September 17, 2013 by rottobloggo

The debasement of the language continues. I was so enraged I stormed into the Nannup Hotel asking if they did Bulgarian Parmy. They told me I didn’t know what day of the week it was.

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Outrage Sunday 114 The Bunker off the Bumpkobahn

Posted on September 15, 2013 by rottobloggo

Apologies for the late OS. Krazy Kym and I soaking in rural vibrancy. We’re soaking in it! Much from Nannup to share later in the week, including the trophies hanging from the verandah of Shazza’s Blackwood River hideaway! But for … Continue reading →

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tyred of life

Posted on September 12, 2013 by rottobloggo

“The man who is tired of Oxford Street in Leedy is tired of life,” no-one said ever. Although I do miss 130. I once saw Basil Zempilas there in a pair of fresh-out-of-the-box white thongs. Here’s another shot from last … Continue reading →

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Outrage Sunday 113 Election 2013 In Memoriam

Posted on September 8, 2013 by rottobloggo

So. Farewell then Kevin 07 Rudd You are feeling blue After covering your hands In red. “Programmatic Specificity” Was your catchphrase: “Get out” Is everyone else’s. Keith’s mum liked you Until you had A big tanty At her school canteen. … Continue reading →

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The Cock line

Posted on September 4, 2013 by rottobloggo

Trains on the Fremantle line are stopping early this week due to “upgrading works”. Riiiiiight.

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