Author Archives: rottobloggo

Outrage Sunday 129 triumpant

Posted on January 5, 2014 by rottobloggo

At first I wondered if it was a Howard Sattler biopic. Now I’m thinking it’s a nautical version of Cast Away. Will Bobby be as triumpant in his new venture as he was in All The President’s Men? Now that … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst advertising, worst sign | Tagged , , , , , , , , | 16 Comments

safe explosion

Posted on January 2, 2014 by rottobloggo

“Doesn’t sound very safe to me,” Bento noted. Also the phrase “entire family” appears later – a bit like an “entire white poodle“.

Posted in worst language | Tagged , , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Tim Tardis

Posted on January 1, 2014 by rottobloggo

Will this be the year the Man Booker judges call? Seen by Bento in Bayswater.

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst advertising | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , | 5 Comments

TC Christine

Posted on December 30, 2013 by rottobloggo

Don’t mess with the Bureau. I advise giving a wide berth to any organisation with gusts of 100kph. Thanks to WAToady. I dunno: will the big blow be as good as a certain 1958 red and white Plymouth?

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst language | Tagged , , , , , , | 5 Comments

Outrage Sunday 128 The Red Hydrant Booster

Posted on December 29, 2013 by rottobloggo

so much depends upon a red hydrant booster glazed with harsh sun beside the registered lawn

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst food | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

Bah Humbug 2

Posted on December 24, 2013 by rottobloggo

Your reporter is in a tight spot: he may have hinted to his Blond Trophy Wife there will be something blue under the tree tomorrow morning. Alas, when he got to King Street this afternoon he was told there was … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst christmas | Tagged , , , , , | 2 Comments

exo-kini

Posted on December 19, 2013 by rottobloggo

Witnessed at 399 Bar. It put us off our espresso martinis, let me tell you.

Posted in worst entertainment, worst people | Tagged , , , , , | 7 Comments

hot in bed

Posted on December 18, 2013 by rottobloggo

Aren’t we all? Guildford Road Bayswater.

Posted in worst advertising, worst sign | Tagged | 5 Comments

wipes

Posted on December 17, 2013 by rottobloggo

Why not, ‘Please reflect on how germ-paranoid we have become’? Honestly. Next they’ll be getting shoppers to sign forms indemnifying the store from any germs on the trolleys. It’s hard to believe Australians stormed the beach at Gallipoli only 98 … Continue reading →

Posted in worst of perth | Tagged , , , , , | 13 Comments

Bah Humbug 1

Posted on December 16, 2013 by rottobloggo

Krazy Kym and I were incandescent with rage after reading this yesterday. “Presents are easier to wrap when there’s not too much paper…sharp scissors and good-quality tape are a must.” And some people wonder why some newspapers are going the … Continue reading →

Posted in Uncategorisable Worsts, worst christmas, worst newspaper | Tagged , , , , , | 14 Comments