Author Archives: rottobloggo

ET contact

Hearing good things about this Meetup grope, er, group. We’ve touched on aliens in teh Pert before – the skies above the hills are alive with them – but it’s good to know there’s a place for those who have … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 241 The Kiss of the Sun

One of my associates had a fine time at the theatre. Tickets, cars, water features, private chef: they will all be mine thanks to this excellent ad on an early right-hand page in Teh West this week. This advice seems … Continue reading

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Outrage Sunday 240 Alpha

The new crossfit? Yoga? No, Alpha is religion. The questions rack up: where are you going? Is there more to life than this? Why does religion think appearing like sports gear will get the punters in? No pressure, no follow … Continue reading

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Dowerin

Our blogging overlord choked on his absinthe this morning when he read this pedestrian headline on teh WAToady. “Embezzlement at Dowerin and they don’t go with Executive has Dowerin Field Day?” Speaking of betting sprees, what do people make of … Continue reading

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Outrage Overseas la Boozies de la Indochine

I’d admired Orbea’s back-door, and had high hopes. I just wasn’t expecting the variety. Battambang was a joy. Different colours and angles – it was a smorgasbord. We were sorry to leave the Cambodge. But the riches of Vietnam awaited. … Continue reading

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Brilliant pizza

The TWOP food theme continues! It’s all kicking off at Hobart Street, in the City of Vincent. Councillor Dan Loden applauds the throng, “despite the rain and brilliant pizza”. If you ask me, any council that can make quattro formaggi … Continue reading

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Outrage Overseas Mouth

Since we’re on the subject of food and delicious things: Singapore. What do the characters mean, TLA?

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Outrage Overseas no parking OK!

Hello comrades! We have reached the safety of Singapore, which still reeks of poo. We got into some scrapes in Cambodge and Vietnam!  In Siam Reap Krazy Kym had to stay at the hotel when I went out with my … Continue reading

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Outrage Overseas Cambodge farewell

So much depends Upon The green and white Thongs  Dazed with  Firewater Beside the black Suitcases.   

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Outrage Overseas Cambodge

A delightful evening tonk up the river from Kampot. We anchored to watch the sunset. There were young things on top (tony English and American accents: Ivy League types on NGO work?); silent and seething Frenchmen (reflecting on lost rubber … Continue reading

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