Author Archives: AHC McDonald

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth

No Progress 

Posted on July 14, 2017 by AHC McDonald

This is Northam. But you might have guessed that. 

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phwoar! Writer’s Block

Posted on July 13, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Another excerpt from phwoar, where Tom Whitebait battles writing block in a fashion that could possibly be described by comparing it to that time he hooked two dolphinfish on the same handline in Boggo’s old stinkboat and then how afterwards … Continue reading →

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Shondel Loves Kerning

Posted on July 13, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Oh, Clint. A woman will never love a poor kerner.  Reign of Error says, “This is the Pinjarra Traffic Bridge stretching o’er the Murray. I was also crestfallen to discover this wasn’t the finger daubed faeces that I’d initially hoped … Continue reading →

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Sad Seal

Posted on July 12, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Tullio saw this on the glacially slow Hobart Airport carousel. No doubt off to Dark Mofo to be beheaded by masked figures and fed to Hyenas in front of a wall of C&B. 

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Phwoar! Me own lecture theatre

Posted on July 11, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Another excerpt from phwoar, where Tom Whitebait finds himself inside possibly three nested dream dunnies, the burden of his opus, Cliché Street weighing him down… Lecture Circuit “Phwoar. Me own lecture theatre. Bewdy.” He knows there is a Coetzee Centre … Continue reading →

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Bec

Posted on July 11, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I think the terrorism was crossed out too early, although it was in “”. Liquorland Maylands by Chris D.

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Simplicity 

Posted on July 10, 2017 by AHC McDonald

There’s something quite beautiful in the restraint in this piece Bento saw in Belmont. I kind of like it. No sprutting. Would have been too easy to have tried to slot a C&B in. Although would it have killed them … Continue reading →

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Phwoar, Margaret River

Posted on July 8, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Another excerpt from phwoar. Tom Whitebait finds himself in Margs for a book signing. He rolls off quickly towards Settlers Tavern, the chalkboard lists of coming attractions drawn in pastel colours of flowers, wreaths even, cast onto these slated waters, … Continue reading →

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Yallingup Phwoar

Posted on July 5, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Couldn’t let TWOP finish without highlighting some more of our wonderful unpublished Phwoar. This section a masterpiece mainly by Alex. Has Tim ever reached these heights of literature?  No. He has not. ” It’s absolutely magnificent “…the understated chandelier that … Continue reading →

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Batshit

Posted on July 4, 2017 by AHC McDonald

Amazing these graphic wraps on cars. Is Adam West even cold? I

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