Biked

I have a serious question. What are you supposed to do here if you are a driver on Baysie’s new bike utopia May Street? What are you suppose to glean from the markings? A street resident told me “Nobody knows.” Are cars banned? Do they mix in with the bikes? Do they drive on the footpath? There is a narrow lane that finishes in dead ends. A mystery. 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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18 Responses to Biked

  1. mancey says:

    That dead end island needs a stargate on it

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    • Zuben says:

      They re just starting to gate streets in cottesloe now .

      Charmane ( not her real name ) de bretton wants to Buy A Whole Street in freo for a lush makeover freaturing signature camo print silk cushions appropriate to the slumming it classes .

      To make it even more expensive it ll all be ready for moving into within four days .

      Trickle down upon those unemployed fifos !

      Let the homeless enjoy their anonymously ( by you know who ) funded boatshed bento boxes .

      Bicycles optional . While supply and demand last …

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  2. Zuben says:

    It means get ready for 12 storey mixed use residential redevelopment of the very trendiest kind !

    One in which developers investors and buyers need not pay for carparking infrastructure … as the JDAP will be very pleased to approve anything bigger and cheaper to grab what we are told shall be the domestic millenial and o/s ( china ? Netherlands ? ) investor market … each of which will be very happy to cycle en masse long distances to work and play well into retirement — and beyond !

    ‘ T’will be a far far better place , thing , etc ‘

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  3. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Nothing says future urban utopia more than red asphalt.

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  4. Yeah Right says:

    Oh the Humanity !

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  5. Bento says:

    I like them. Totally not worst.

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  6. Eddie says:

    This is a bicycle boulevard, as pioneered in Portland.

    You not knowing that shows how little time you sirens drinking with planners.

    You should drink more with planners. And buy them drinks. True.

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