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Posted on March 17, 2017 by AHC McDonald

I hope Bag O’Turnips can identify the horsepower of this letterbox. Embleton. 

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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7 Responses to Express Post

  1. cheapfame says:
    March 17, 2017 at 12:55 am

    The long lost bogan cousin of Johnny Number 5. Keithy Number 37 ?

    Embleton is the purgatory of Bayswater, if such a place exists. The name Embleton honours an early settler, George Embleton, who arrived in 1829 as a servant of Dr John Watley, who had settled in the Bayswater district.

    2006 Census data supports a hypothesis that George embodies the suburb inhabitants.

    “In the 2006 Census, the most common responses for occupation for Embleton (State Suburbs) were Technicians and Trades Workers 18.4%, Professionals 17.2%, Clerical and Administrative Workers 15.8%, Labourers 10.9%, and Community and Personal Service Workers 10.5%.”

    Beetlejuice 3 times or something will summon a union official or Labor party volunteer. The ground is sour.

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  2. Bag O'Turnips says:
    March 17, 2017 at 3:55 am

    Sure, it’s a V8 engine block, but it ain’t gonna make Straya Post go any faster, I’m afraid.

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  3. Reign of Error says:
    March 17, 2017 at 4:39 am

    That’s a venerable General Motors LS1 small block V8 if I’m not mistaken. Standard fitment to the Holden HSV. You’ll likely find the remainder of the vehicle protruding through the master bedroom at eave height.

    Straight outta Comm’dore

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  4. Finchy says:
    January 4, 2019 at 8:21 am

    I bet that reeks of dog piss.

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