I thought the roof was lego for a moment, but even so, love it. Cock-Burn by Shazza. It’s all just right. 
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The Worst of Perth 
When homes go gangrenous. Or it could be on South Terrace.
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Everyone would have said don’t do it, but they did. Kudos.
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Reminds me of my first ever submission, EIGHT years ago.
https://theworstofperth.com/2008/04/22/house-and-car-package/
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Thatpaint job and sailcloth must look nicely patina-ed
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Also, when is somebody going to run a truck into it?
http://www.traveller.com.au/the-getaway-crown-perth-hotel-gsn86n
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Colour scheme as design statement : what is its green star rating ?
Is it perforce sustainable ?
Where is its twelve-storey west-facing all glass curtain wall ?
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The letterbox looks ridiculous.
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Got to appreciate the matching Holden.
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And would it kill them to get a ‘Gr33ni3’ number plate?
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And would it be a big hassle to fix that horrible driveway??
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Green hotmix?could be pricey.
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Isn’t everything 3D printed these days? I don’t know.
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If its Ellenbrook then I can understand why the myopic blue ties will never build a railway line out that way.
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Awesome. No other word for it.
Maybe epic.
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Could somebody give them a Pantone colour chart?
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The big question though is, what came first, the car or the house?
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I reckon car.
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If it’s car then that’s an epic commitment and well seen through
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Brown fucken driveway. Get your shit together
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Santa’s meth lab?
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The dual water sphere fountains, the dual CCTV cameras or the green over-sprayed aerial mast. So much to choose from.
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It doesn’t have the Zen car-mat of this
https://goo.gl/maps/acQXzmacgC22
previously featured on TWOP, but which I can’t locate.
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I see Oz does have an Emerald City! Or at least an Emerald Subdivision.
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Points off for not cleaning up after the pinata, however.
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Also, there appears to be a very small orange sign that reads “FUCK”.
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Compliments to the Green family.
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