Final Fremantle Insult

This is seriously shitty. Not even I would wish something this bad on Cockburn nee Freo. What idiots chose yet another awful Smiths bronze? Along with another fucking sundial? Truly awful. Seen by Pete F.


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26 Responses to Final Fremantle Insult

  1. juantrak says:

    “A vulnerable young sailor leaving home to join a ship”.
    Well, at least they got that part right – after the evidence we’ve had lately, about sailors farewells involving vegemite lube, rubber chickens, deep heat, and arse-raping.
    Kind of makes Casuarina look like an abstinent monks retreat, as compared to Navy life, doesn’t it?
    They should have the sailor positioned with a permanently worried look, looking back over his shoulder.
    Navy life obviously lends a whole new meaning to the soldiers advice – “watch my back!”.


  2. Orbea says:

    The writer of that piece is on his knees and noshing away. Marvellous display of suckocockancy. The amazing physics defying gnomon is the pearl necklace happy ending.


  3. Plonka says:

    If that bloke is young then he’s had a hard life. Needs some Botox.


  4. Pete f says:

    Initially I thought it was an early April fools joke or something to do with Rosh Hashanah – is pranking part of new year?
    But for half a million heading to 1.3 surely they could do better. What about the kid who did the fish bike rack at N.cott primary, he’s not that busy.


  5. Like droppings on the sea of mortality.
    I just hope that noted male hysteric , Sir Tone, is there for the opening.


  6. Rolly says:

    So sad.

    Remember: The people who jigged this gig are our elected representatives.

    During a period of fiscal restraint!?!

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    • juantrak says:

      Fiscal restraint to politicians and councillors means only spending $377,000 on their office fitout, instead of $379,000.
      Fiscal restraint means flying business class instead of first class when you go to Europe with your partner for that Govt-approved “inspection and report on tourism advances”.
      Fiscal restraint means spending only $1.26M on a bronze statue of yourself outside Bettys Quay, instead of the $3.46M originally planned.
      Fiscal restraint means reducing pensions and pensioner concessions by stealth and connivance, while you steadily increase your own allowances …


  7. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    Surely every Council in WA should have By-Laws passed against these useless talentless cunts?


  8. PeteF says:

    No defence of his grand organ from DfoC? This was half the back page.


  9. Misspent_yoof says:

    Colon is quoted in today’s Worst as saying Winton is one of the world’s greatest literary talents.
    I’m guessing the Emperor doesn’t read much.


  10. PeteF says:

    Bike Rack. Much better.


  11. RubyRuby says:

    Am I the only one who thinks of The Princess Bride whenever she thinks of ROUS Head? (heh heh, “liddle people”)


  12. BSWAM says:

    He looks a bit like rough trade. Not that I’d know. Cough. Cough.


  13. El Guisto says:

    Looks like he’s been sodomized to within an inch of his life…definately been around the Horn more times the he can remember.


  14. El Guisto says:

    In fact let’s change the title of it to ‘The Australian Sodomy Monument’

    “It depicts a vulnerable young sodomite about to embark on a voyage of discovery during which he gets the ride of his life! ;)”


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