Bring on the whooping cough

Non immunisers are serious knobheads. But I almost turned to their boneheaded cause after Matt sent in these excruciatingly repulsive ads he saw in the Fremantle library. Puke. Can “I’m a Kalamunda Town planner but I still immunise.” Be far away?

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36 Responses to Bring on the whooping cough

  1. Scanners says:

    I’m sure I can hear the sharpening of pitchforks.

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  2. Sir Bill International says:

    Well spotted redundancy. Should be “I live in Freo and I immunize.”

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  3. skink says:

    ‘I piss in bus shelters, I shout at passers-by, and I immunize.’

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  4. Scanners says:

    “I busk, I listen to The John Butler Trio, and I immunize.”

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  5. Bento says:

    Homeopathy and immunisation? The cognitive dissonance is strong in this one.

    I eagerly await the arrival of crackpots to this thread.

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  6. Anonymous says:

    I’m a brain-dead bourgeois counter-cultural moron, and I immunise.

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  7. deleted says:

    NF#1, 41
    I’m a brain-dead bourgeois counter-cultural moron, and I immunise.

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  8. Scanners says:

    The first strirrings of a Freo based backlash? Guess they’ve just got out of bed….

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  9. rottobloggo says:

    Norbert, 40.
    Kalamunda local.
    I use’s calculators
    I eat gumnuts
    I immunise.

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  10. algernon1 says:

    I wonder if Andrew from Freo breastfeeds

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  11. Orbea says:

    That’s some big nappies. I hope he washes his hands

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  12. Tinker Bell says:

    Perth culture is in palliative care. That is copyrighted and very profound. Almost profound as Michael Sutherland at the Sizzler, holding vigil beside the all you can eat buffet. Hic.

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  13. JaneZ says:

    In other news the clarity and precision with which town planners use language is a constant inspiration to me:
    “Through the project the Town intends to achieve its Vision: “Victoria Park │ Vibrant Lifestyle”, with the central premise to make Lathlain a more focal and vibrant place.”

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  14. Misspent yoof says:

    There’s a similar blurred line between Vic Park Council | Day-care Centre for Middle-aged Oxygen Thieves.

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  15. mancey says:

    I eat bespoke muesli, I ride a bike made of bamboo…and I immunise

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  16. Shreiking Wombat Ninja says:

    Well it’s pretty obvious that some seriously well-connected hippie got into an argument with her mates and this is where things ended up. It’s pretty much a publicly-funded “Fuck you, Brenda” campaign.

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  17. I’m a Breatharian, I fish and I Immunise like fuck

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  18. Plonka says:

    I immunised and the government gave me 900 bucks for being a good little citizen. That paid for heaps of disposable nappies. Bargain. And a whole lot of food.

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