Non immunisers are serious knobheads. But I almost turned to their boneheaded cause after Matt sent in these excruciatingly repulsive ads he saw in the Fremantle library. Puke. Can “I’m a Kalamunda Town planner but I still immunise.” Be far away?
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I’m sure I can hear the sharpening of pitchforks.
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Well spotted redundancy. Should be “I live in Freo and I immunize.”
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‘I piss in bus shelters, I shout at passers-by, and I immunize.’
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“I busk, I listen to The John Butler Trio, and I immunize.”
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Homeopathy and immunisation? The cognitive dissonance is strong in this one.
I eagerly await the arrival of crackpots to this thread.
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I’m a brain-dead bourgeois counter-cultural moron, and I immunise.
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NF#1, 41
I’m a brain-dead bourgeois counter-cultural moron, and I immunise.
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The first strirrings of a Freo based backlash? Guess they’ve just got out of bed….
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Norbert, 40.
Kalamunda local.
I use’s calculators
I eat gumnuts
I immunise.
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Avidly anti- anti-mundite
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I wonder if Andrew from Freo breastfeeds
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Unlikely, but I’d wager he judges those who don’t.
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New science -Aureology. very very different to Phrenology which is bunkum. Aureology is Bosom
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Well, he uses cloth nappies. I wonder what the baby uses?
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That’s some big nappies. I hope he washes his hands
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Looks like that was a hand me down from Ma Sheila.
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Perth culture is in palliative care. That is copyrighted and very profound. Almost profound as Michael Sutherland at the Sizzler, holding vigil beside the all you can eat buffet. Hic.
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In other news the clarity and precision with which town planners use language is a constant inspiration to me:
“Through the project the Town intends to achieve its Vision: “Victoria Park │ Vibrant Lifestyle”, with the central premise to make Lathlain a more focal and vibrant place.”
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Think globally, act focally.
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They’ve knocked over the Lathlain Place daycare bunker and killed a couple of trees. Totes vibrant.
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Wtf even is that line between “Park” and “Vibrant”? It’s not normal person punctuation.
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Have you seen the titles of senior staff? What any other Council calls ‘Director Planning Services’, Vic Park calls ‘Facilitator Built Life Hubs’.
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I have to believe you are joking.
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Judging by the town’s incredibly confusing website, I’m guessing he’s not.
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The Meaning of Life:
http://victoriapark.wa.gov.au/our-town
I may have slightly exaggerated, but not much:
http://victoriapark.wa.gov.au/our-town/organisation-chart-home
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The Meaning of Life section needs updating.
It needs a section headed “Give residents the shits with unnecessary roundabouts and random plastic speed humps”.
Cunts.
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Bryan Cousins had the vision to make Lathlain vibrant, unfortunately it involved icebuckets and his son
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There’s a similar blurred line between Vic Park Council | Day-care Centre for Middle-aged Oxygen Thieves.
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I eat bespoke muesli, I ride a bike made of bamboo…and I immunise
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Artisan muesli?
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Curated muesli.
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by five technicians 24/7 from the École Normale Supérieure de merde de civette in a renovated factory studio in South Freo. To make sure the public is never short of it.
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and overthrowing the hegemonic dominant paradigm.
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Well it’s pretty obvious that some seriously well-connected hippie got into an argument with her mates and this is where things ended up. It’s pretty much a publicly-funded “Fuck you, Brenda” campaign.
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I’m a Breatharian, I fish and I Immunise like fuck
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I immunised and the government gave me 900 bucks for being a good little citizen. That paid for heaps of disposable nappies. Bargain. And a whole lot of food.
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