To the palm displaying

Not in those climes where I have late been spruuuting,
Though Cocos long hath there been matchless deemed,
Not in those visions to the palm displaying
Cottons which it sighs but to have only dreamed.

Pete F sees a sculpture by the sea or a coward who would release their cotton palm into the wild rather than have the courage to kill it. That’s the thinking that has our sewers crawling with Cunacks and Woylies. People will flush a pet quenda too. Cott’s sewers. It’s a scene of giant tiny marsupials battling claw to claw against cunack and monster gilgie. Cottesloe.



About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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8 Responses to To the palm displaying

  1. Russell Wolfe's Lovechild says:

    Fly … be free.


  2. Dame Shazza says:

    Were they trying to bonsai the palm?


  3. Sir Bill International says:

    The Canuck cunack does not exist , however the Koonac is a species of West Australian crayfish.


  4. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    It is pleasing to see the Washingtonia robusta finally emerging from beneath the shadows of the Syagrus romanzoffiana and being recognised as a menace in its own right.


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