The registered lawn of Ascot by Ewen – on Railway Stakes Day.
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And Bassendude tries to imagine how this Morley carpark layout could possibly work when full. If the Classic Motor Trimmers get a rush on…
Worst well.
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The Worst of Perth 
How right you were, TLA. I wonder whether they were celebrating a win or compensating for their losses. Or maybe just reminiscing ?
And I don’t know why they’re apologising. Looks like their inconvenience management is pretty good, notwithstanding that a list of available products might have been shorter.
Also; that’ll buff out.
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Oh, I was right. And how do you find these things?
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Disturbing.
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As we were fleeing the hellish scene that was Ascot we did spot this charming couple expressing their “love” in a very public fashion.
I have taken the liberty of calling this race, using the barrier draw from the Railway Stakes;
Starting the race well with a “Lord’s Ransom” of “Mr Moet”, leads into “Playing God” with “Rosie Rocket” (in your pocket). “Fat Al” is feeling “Lucky(grey)” and gets a late burst, while “Our Ol’ Fella” finishes strongly bringing up the rear…
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I would say something but I’m short of stock.
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Stay classy Perth. Don’t lose that small town charm.
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And you think this doesn’t hapen at Goshen in HRV?
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The last time anyone had sex in Goshen was in 1926 and they thought it was a dance craze.
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Anyway, they’re too busy huffing and puffing at Paul Rudolph to blow down anything else.
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052702304746604577380153823222564.html
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I like it.
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rather nice.
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I like it, but local governments should be housed in nissen huts. Builds character.
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It needs more Cocos too.
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It’s illegal in WA for a local government office to not be enclosed on at least 3 sides by agapanthas.
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i believe the city of bayswater has an exemption and has its own petunia by-law.
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Nice to see there’s a strong City of Bayswater link to the City of Canning misconduct investigation. Reading through the enquiry, I believe we have a new contender for the ‘Like Sicily, but with electricity’ motto.
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Don’t you mean three stories of agapanthas?
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Firstly: Storeys, not stories.
Secondly: You’d want to be careful bandying about suggestions that anything higher than 2 storeys wouldn’t anger the gods. A ‘career-limiting action’, I believe they call it.
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and thirdly, i think you mean agapanthus.
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“Well, fuck me!” she said and he, being a true gentleman and always willing to oblige a damsel in distress, disregarding the inconvenience and exposed location, came immediately to her rescue.
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Surely this is just an Inseminators 2012 prank
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But what is MrCicken to a child’s life, I ask you.
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I guess this goes here.
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I always order McChicken without the sauce anyway.
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