Ding King

Posted on August 2, 2012 by AHC McDonald

Jesus is Lord ‘n king ‘n shit, – sure, ‘n sync even. But look, it seems fairly obvious to even the half brained that Jesus as heavenly enthroned being probably doesn’t exist when you see reports of children with terrible diseases, famine and the general slaughter of the innocents. However, when the cunt allows you to back your van into a letterbox, surely then, then is the time to take stock of your beliefs with some kind of “wot fuck am I doing? Am I wasting money at Bunnings with these stick on letters?” By Dave P.

About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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14 Responses to Ding King

  1. NF#1 says:
    August 2, 2012 at 12:11 am

    Right in the back door too.

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:
    August 2, 2012 at 8:54 am

    Blessed are the parallel parkers for they shall inherit the Earth.

    Shame none of them will be from Perth.

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  4. orbea says:
    August 2, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    Camouflaged Cocos in front of the pine tree?

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  5. Jaidyn-Jaxxon says:
    August 2, 2012 at 3:19 pm

    ‘N’, seriously, ‘N’?

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  6. Bento says:
    August 2, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    The perfect altar boy deflowering vehicle, for the priest on the move.

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  7. Perineum says:
    August 3, 2012 at 4:48 pm

    If’n Jesus can’t help prevent you backing your Merc into a bollard, then what is the point? Huh?

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  8. The Legend 101 says:
    August 4, 2012 at 10:10 am

    Letters Missing.

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