Ding King

Jesus is Lord ‘n king ‘n shit, – sure, ‘n sync even. But look, it seems fairly obvious to even the half brained that Jesus as heavenly enthroned being probably doesn’t exist when you see reports of children with terrible diseases, famine and the general slaughter of the innocents. However, when the cunt allows you to back your van into a letterbox, surely then, then is the time to take stock of your beliefs with some kind of “wot fuck am I doing? Am I wasting money at Bunnings with these stick on letters?” By Dave P.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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14 Responses to Ding King

  1. NF#1 says:

    Right in the back door too.

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  2. Russell Woolf's Lovechild says:

    Blessed are the parallel parkers for they shall inherit the Earth.

    Shame none of them will be from Perth.

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  3. orbea says:

    Camouflaged Cocos in front of the pine tree?

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  4. ‘N’, seriously, ‘N’?

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  5. Bento says:

    The perfect altar boy deflowering vehicle, for the priest on the move.

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  6. Perineum says:

    If’n Jesus can’t help prevent you backing your Merc into a bollard, then what is the point? Huh?

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  7. The Legend 101 says:

    Letters Missing.

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