Mug Punter documents the incredible transformation of Carpet Space to Smart Space. It’s like some kind of transformer – that had a minor rebadging and ended up as a carpet shop. A recycling of letters is suggested, but wherefore the extra “Ss”? How spaced were the carpets? How smart are the spaces? Fascinating. Wait, they’ve got a Tonka toy letterbox. Do they think they’re in Carlisle? William Street Perth.
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I didn’t think that color existed outside of H.P. Lovecraft stories where said color leeched the life out of New England farms.
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Or the colour of the poet Edward Derby’s face when he realises exactly what Asenath Waite, his wife, might actually have been.
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In Perth, you’re never more than 50 metres from a cocos.
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It’s a by-law.
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I don’t want to be pedantic but I think that may be a Washingtonia Filifera.
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Little hard to tell. I think it is Cocos. Cotton Palms tend to have all the dead leaves underneath. I will go past and see.
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Thanks. I am sure this is of interest to your readers.
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Cotton palms are almost as ubiquitous (and useless). If it wasn’t for cocos they would be primo worst tree.
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The cocos palm did enjoy a Masterchef level of popularity in the early 80s. Historians can date entire suburbs in this manner. They are the mission brown of palm trees. Provided they are planted in multi-heighted clumps and maintained I don’t mind ’em. Anything that grows in Perth deserves our respect.
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Cotton palms are slightly better habitat providers for rats than is the average cocos.
Not sure if that is a pro or con?
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depends how fond you are of you neighbours really.
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And if you are a rat or not.
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As long as its got a trunk the dogs couldnt care less whether its a cocos, cotton, banglow, or any other type of palm, If its got a trunk you can piss on it
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I have visited and got the truth. Totes Cotton. https://perthworst.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/cotton.jpg
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I don’t like to say I told you so but…..
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And you’re never more than 50 metres from a VL Commodore coffee table.
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Perth contestants in The Block will probably be marked down for extending the driveway into the lounge room but they know they will have the last laugh in the end.
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Move over, Shedism.
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Did two cars slam into a house, then drive to another suburb and smash into a house there? Or did two sets of two cars slam into two seperate houses? And where is Langord?
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langord is the last resting place of gina’s father.
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Let’s hope they don’t dig him up by accident and ship him off to the Chinese. That would be embarrassing. Hopefully those remote controlled trucks have it programmed into the GPS.
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… or ten.
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Landscaping courtesy of The Day of the Triffids.
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I have two of those monsters in the yard, shedding the occasional branch and a continuous dropping of bead-like seeds.
Dangerous under foot with a propensity for lodging in the soles of shoes and being carried indoors.
Messy fuckers, they are.
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That’s an ominous looking cocos, reminiscent of Darch
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Re: the Cocos bylaw, I’m fairly certain the Bayswater council has a similar law regarding frangipanis on the books. Ubiquitous ain’t the word.
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Highly registrable lawn, too
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I like pissing on passed out girls.
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Is that carpet shop in Morley?, it looks famillar.
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Carpet Perth
nice!!!!!!
thanku
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