Thing is, even if the burn was lit, you’d still be in the city of burnt cock. By Jason N. In Cockburn there is no win. You be cock or you be burnt cock. And don’t be telling me it’s pronounced “Coe” burn. It be cock. Suck it up.
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The Worst of Perth 
Cockburn sure has some prime venereal estate though.
Thank you.
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Warts and all it’s a great place.
You’re too kind.
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So a jellybaby goes to see a Cockburn doctor. “Doc,” he says, “I’m burning … down there.” The doctor takes a quick look. His eyes widen before he asks, “What have you been doing?” The jellybaby replies glumly, “Doc, I admit it – I’ve been screwing allsorts.”
Too too kind, really.
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…and without any lube either.
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L.O.L, it looks like flames are coming off the letters.
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Colon Barney say there’s an effin shark out there with your number on it. We need all youse to get in the longboats , together with the extra 700 policemen, and get that effer or this whole CHOG’M business, funny uniforms and all, will turn to shit.
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Would the shark bow, curtsey, or just offer to shake hands with the Queen?
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I went for a bike ride yesterday round the bridges from the Causeway to the Narrows. I saw four separate groups of coppers on the bike path. Not doing anything, just blocking the path and chatting with each other. One lot were lurking in the underpass.
Clearly they are expecting terrorists to hit Chogm on bicycles, or maybe roller blades.
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They were standing on great Eastern Highwway. HRH is stopping at the Maracoonda to freshen up then a motorcade to the convention centre.
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We had a new in-car game yesterday. Every time you see plod you have to shout ‘CHOGM’.
Just been for a walk – I wish charity panhandlers had been moved out for CHOGM. Perhaps they’ll be declared a street nuisance by mid week. One can only hope.
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THey were there to enable the safe passage of the PM who was in a CHOGM Vehicle rather than the usual Commonwealth car she uses in Perth.
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They are expecting CHOGUM heads of states to be propositioned by sodomites to bring down their governments.
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Dencorub FTW !
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She-Ra’s confirmed the Porn King and Queen are Perth A-listers. “Very cool”.
http://www.watoday.com.au/executive-style/culture/naked-ambition-the-business-of-pleasure-20111024-1mfba.html
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Couldn’t quite read it all – since when is Rob Broadfield the go to guy for social standing assessment?
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standing is the only exercise he can do
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Thanks for that perfect worst storm, Bento. It was like 4 years of posts condensed into one article. Inflatable dolls, She-Ra, knock shops, Curtin, The Court, dignified vibrators, RSVP, Pinnacles, Broadfield, Dockers. And excitable dogs.
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Rick Hart.
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Swedish design.
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Yes it’s all there. And for the record the latest neuroscience book Ive read does show there is harm caused from watching porn so stick that in your dildo and smoke it Day.
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and there are many more peer reviewed articles that dissemble your accumulator statement that:
there are detectable physical neurological changes or “harm” that are caused by watching video images of people having sex?
http://www.netspeed.com.au/ttguy/refs2.htm
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Yeah, sounds bogus. Dropping Rick Hart’s name as a celebrity though = harm city.
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I’m talking about real science. Not poxy social science.
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so no reference then? all you had to do was write the name of the book you are reading “Frank Zappa Memoirs”?
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‘The Brain That Changes Itself’ is one I read recently that talks specifically about pornography.
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Tar.
Downloaded.
I particularly note on page 76 “Hardcore pornography now explores the world of perversion”
Well duh, perversion is the word that church and state used for a few millenia to describe much of what we rejoice on TWOP pages.
Judging by the author’s haircut perversion is a seventy minute commute from a shitbox in Byford to a dead end job in Welshpool. OMG what about my Dr Phil slot?
Either that or he doesnt appreciate squid and ant public necrophiliac pron in Mount Lawley. Cunt.
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Does someone who performs Cunnilingus on a dead rotti bitch count as a “necrophiliac”
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You seem very concerned with making a point about the harmlessness of porn orbs. I was merely making an observation based on recent neuroscientific research. You might want to cut back a bit, just in case Dr Doidge is onto something.
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merely disputing your “harm caused” bad science comment
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I think you’ll find it you look at the front cover of the book my name is not on it.
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PS I own a copy of Testing Treatments. Do you?
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shazza do you mean, Scientology “Rape of the soul.” L. Ron Hubbard Jr. Penthouse, June 1983
http://www.rickross.com/reference/scientology/scien240.html
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No, not referring to science fiction either.
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Surely more harm at the other end with the creation of porn, which I guess is driven by the demand of the end users, but hey, what would I know?
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“end users”? heehee.
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*frantically tries to remove foot from mouth*
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classy as…
She-Ra says ‘their charm lies in their lack of pretension’
indeed, what could be less pretentious than having your photo taken by a professional bloke up a ladder, looking down at you lying on the bad with your shirt off, playing with your poodles, in your penthouse. The very model of modesty.
“she has a first-class degree from Curtin University” Is that an oxymoron?
how can she talk about Curtin one minute, and then dignity the next?
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Skink, Whats wrong with lying on the bed playing with poodless?
Even Her Majesty the Queen enjoys playing with her corgis when she is not in Perth.
Us dog lovers enjoy playing with our dogs on the bed. I know I do, although mine is a bit larger than a minature poodle.
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alsatian?
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Apparently the first class commerce degree made her qualified for ‘Secret Paris’, which is nice.
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Always check the tide charts. WARNING : Link NSFW
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Case closed.
Hysterical.
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Your brain just changed
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Thank you, Snuff, thanks and thanks again!
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There’s a lot of the Russell Coit look going on in there.
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This chap doesn’t want to be associated with anyone like Hugh Hefner?
Surely that sentence should be written the other way around?
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Are there any reported instances of someone joining the r and n through dodgy kerning, to produce “Cockbum”?
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sprayed on a fallen cocos frond and I’m there.
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Why you should never call your kid Clint.
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Happy birthday.
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Ah, we live in hope.
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Thank you :)
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I have always prounced it as cockburn cement, anybody that picks me up, I say, if you stuck yours in it, it would.
That shuts them up.
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