OK, you want to implement one world government, but can’t afford the black helicopters and the rents in The Hague, so you settle for one world cuisine in Tuart Hill, only to find one world cuisine has already been implemented 24 hours a day right next door. Auteured by Vic Demised, one dude that really knows his juxtaposition.
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The Worst of Perth 
Because EVERY fuckin’ city tastes the same…
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Believe it or not, One World is also a franchise; with restaurants, as far as I know, in Applecross and Kardinya as well. Never been myself, but several cheapskates I know swear by it – I think it’s pay-by-donation or somesuch.
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I’m also reminded of how much I dislike fake-meat vegetarian restaurants. Apart from their complete pointlessness, there’s the tedium of having to listen to people comment on the likeness of variously flavoured soy products to chicken, beef, pork, etc.
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I’m a fan.
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Of the real or the fake?
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I like it when the chicken tastes more like chicken than real chicken does.
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Me. I wouldn’t like that.
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The PAWS that refreshes…
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Struth! Enlarge the image and gaze at those hypnotic evil eyes behind the counter…frightening…
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Lord…Vader?
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Jawa, surely.
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More Jawa.
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No, definitely a Jawa.
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I won!
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I’m just glad to know that I’m in the company of right-minded peers.
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Never actually seen anyone in there when I’ve been past, apart from the staff. I guess unless it comes with fries and a Coke people aren’t interested.
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They don’t do fries and cola? They’re vegan friendly aren’t they?
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Actually, I’ve never checked if they do or not to be honest TLA. I doubt they do Happy Meals though. I don’t think they do fries. The shop doesn’t stink of hot fat when you walk past it like the Maccas does. Maybe one of the One World Cuisine fans can varify though.
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“varify”? That’s how they say it in Claremont.
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Maybe if they have tofu stuck to the roof of their mouth.
Was a typo, sorry.
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‘I started my vegetarianism for health reasons, then it became a moral choice, and now it’s just to annoy people’
The New Yorker (2003)
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Oh Wow I never noticed thats there!, Anyway is it good food and Anyone that ate there is it better then its neighbour Mcdonalds?
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One World seems like a cult. Owned by Supreme Master Ching Hai – that’s a cultish name right? Right?
And they wear the same T-shirts.
Case closed. (Allegedly)
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That name sounds Chineese to me!
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I love one world! I’m a vegetarian and i pretty much make all my friends come there with me, and they like it too :) fake meat ftw!
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coercive alimentation, next stop human centipede
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Who doesn’t like being made to come ?
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Talking of food.
Went to the Café BellaVista in Bennet St. for dindins last evening.
Food with a Mediterranean slant and bloody good with it.
The best steak that I’ve munched on for half a century.
The lady’s chicken was superbe.
Portion sizes ai operativi, too much so.
Brilliant.
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