Arrrr. This be the hellish site that greeted us at the Ace Midland fo’csle afore we had our artistic mainbraces spliced at the latest Pirates of the Caribbean. To be sure, that young salty bogan dog doesn’t mind letting everyone have a peep around his poop. Arrrr. It was a forecast of things to come. I can’t believe Naggerz gave this four stars. It’s taking water fast at Rotten Tomatoes.
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All I have seen of the Pirates of the Carribean films is half of the first one- without sound, and even then I had to switch it off because is was spoiling the music I had on. But spending $20 and wasting 2 hours on this shit is a fucking outrage. I think I would rather go to the dentist. Johnny Depp has done a lot of good films, but like most actors, he’s got some turkeys in his resume. Bricklayer’s bum is not a good look, especially setting the tone before a bad movie. Shoulda given him a wedgy!
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Krazy Kym would love to give Depp a wedgie (and a few other things, I fear).
What is it about a bloke who looks like he’s emerged from a dumpster that gets women all excited??
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Cheekbones.
*sigh*
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Maaaate? I’ve got cheekbones.
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Feel the love.
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Disgusting.
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Oh, yes.
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Appalling!
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How does the Snuff do it?
Kudos, yet again…
Dee-Fock – I’m trying to give you an answer that will leap the chasm of understanding that lies between the sexes.
I’m sure you have nice cheekbones.
But I never saw posters of your face in teenage girls’ school lockers…
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You obviously didn’t go to Rossmoyne…
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More likely on the noticeboard, with a description of the Jazz.
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Looks Suss, What shop is it?
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Pimlott St Deli, Dianella (just off The Strand).
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Lalitha Thai Restaurant next door is very very good food.
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Yeah sure, The Captian saids Midland NF1 i think you didnt read it.
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I ment the Details under the photo.
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Captian Jack Sparrow? Said that?
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Pirates of the Koongamia – Curse of the Black Douglas and Cola
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What the hell your jokes are becoming suss.
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No more suss than you little buddy.
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HOW THE HELL AM I SUSS. YOUR THE ONE WHO SAIDS YOUR RUSSEL WOLF (SURE).
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Two words. Poop deck.
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arrrrrrrrrse
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“site”?
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are we back to laughing at overweight poor folk?
we could all just walk into Macca’s and set our phasers to ‘mock’
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Poor?
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in Midland, at a Muliplex, tattoos, buying a giant coke. sorry, I just assumed.
alright, he may be FIFO with a bright green Malloo in the parking lot. It’s so difficult to tell these days. All the class signifiers are meaningless now. I don’t even know why I bothered learning Latin
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Quare utriusque, skinkus?
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cacatne ursus in silvis?
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Bah, if I could afford a giant Coke I’d be laughing. It’s type, not class.
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In this case; fat head, not fat arse, being the topic under discussion.
A “Dedicated follower of fashion”, to quote a 60’s pop song.
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And I still say you wore a powdered wig in your day…
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Today is my only day – and I still have no need for a rug.
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why no mention of Dixie Marshall’s new gig as press officer to Col’n Barnett?
I don’t know which of these two is the more dismal, Dixie for taking the Tory shilling, or Col’n for thinking that the fourth most popular newsreader in Perth is going to give him some traction
and where is the cheerleading from NF#1 and NF#2 for their favourite smiley weathergirl? Rumour is there’s going to be a cage match between her and Tsun to see who fills the newsreading vacancy
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I think Frank was foaming at the mouth about Dixie late last week.
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I’m sure if Louise Momber took over all would be forgiven
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No Mignon Henny movement?
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Any chance of getting the cage fight between our Natalia and Tsunny shifted to a jelly pond? Ange – I’m available for the all important pre-match warm up.
Actually I think you may be barking up the wrong tree. Weather babes don’t do news. News babes do news. Thanks SBS.
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yeah, right
what a shocking waste of a degree in meteorology it would be to have a weather girl reading the news
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Ah, Janice…
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That’s Henne, actually.
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Only if Mignon’s wardrobe consists of tight white tops
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Vegan got the scoop Friday morning.
Nat versus Tsun cage fight? hmmm
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that’s me, ms breaking news.
and her father’s a liberal mp, so no surprise about the liberal link.
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Apparently she said in the Sunday Crimes that her mother was a Labor Gal – and acccording to the Member for West Swan Dixie’s politics are more to the left than her Father.
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Don’t you read the papers yourself, Frank?
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I was paraphrasing what I read you dickhead.
Honestly your efforts today rfe that disgusting photto proves how fucked up Gerbilisim in Australia iks.
You and your so called “Coolleafgues” are no better than sex offenders.
You make me sick.
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sorry, I only got round to reading the weekend papers this morning.
did Dixie learn nothing from Maxine McKew? and she were a proper journo
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If I were Max, I would’ve retired the next day. You can’t improve on this.
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once Dixie is in parliament all she has to do is compare Margaret River and Nyabing pied-a-terre with her constituents
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nor Reece Whitby?
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John Butler playing outside Woodside QV1 now.
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Gawd. Any pics?
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Just this one.
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Newscorp photo
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Did you throw him a couple of coins?
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still skint after throwing two avocados at rooting cocos
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https://www.facebook.com/notes/john-butler-trio/john-butler-will-be-in-perth-cbd-monday-30th-1230pm-to-protest-the-james-price-p/10150189311396701
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Wasn’t it two monkeys? No wait. I might need to rewatch Minder.
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I thought it was a pair of pineapples… though I’m not wearing a suit.
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what’s outrages email address?
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It was in the announcement post I think. Hey kids.
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dcohen@amnet.net.au
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Teh (c)Rapture in interpretive dance with compassionate voiceover
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Ben Elton now… one more (Winton) and I get a trifecta
https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=195597213816609
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‘Johnny Depp has got a lot of turkeys in his resume, but has done some good films’ is a more accurate statement.
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