You believe what you want to believe in this world apparently, according to my twitter feed today anyhow. Or maybe I’m the one being pranked. Am I? I hope so.
@theworstofperth Menstrual pain simulated in male lab rats. “No particular reason,” said Professor Fiona Brown, project leader.”
Dear TWOP,
I came across your Twitter about Fiona Brown’s ‘work’ in simulating menstrual pain in male lab and wasn’t able to find an original article/reference, would you be able to send me anything/point me in the right direction as to where you read/heard this? I run a campaign against Vivisection and am always interested in scientifically erroneous experiments.
Thanks very much,
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@theworstofperth McGowan downplays incredible stats. 90% of Rockingham cars have been on fire in the last 12 months. Even those that haven’t been stolen have…
@xxxxxxxx asks, What the???? Is that true?? #Perth
Yes it’s all true. Including this.
Edith Cowan “May have been man” . A researcher has poured doubt on the claims that Cowan was WA’s first female parliamentarian. DNA from…
And yes the Swan river dolphins really did die of ennui.
Good day. I SAID good day.
The Worst of Perth 
Whoa! I’m not getting a prank vibe TLA.
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To any Professor Fiona Browns. Let me apologise in advance for any angry mobs outside your lab or red paint being thrown on your persons. I just chose your name because it had less – indeed fewer characters than many other names to fit into twitter limit.
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I’ll have to do more of these.
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That’s fantastic! I can imagine AL trolling the phone book looking for Prof Fiona Brown to complain AFTER they’ve painted the protest sheets.
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Ignatius Jacques Reilly stylee
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Dear Mongoloid…
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So it’s true about Foyle’s War, then? Foyle’s PHWOAAARR!
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Even some 3D flange would struggle to make that show interesting.
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Honeysuckle Weeks
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Well she’s got the right name for the 3D porno stuff.
One tweet that didn’t get believed was that Dawn French was going to star in a remake of 3 Days of the Condor, (in the Robert Redford role). I thought it was my most plausible one.
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Still no bites on my Magnum P.I. with the cast of Peep Show tweet either.
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I’m impressed, Ljuke.
Either an amazing use of image match software, or a frame by frame familiarity with both shows… Respeck!
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‘T was all about nostalgia, mate.
As for the lovely Honeysuckle, her off stage persona would make the local vicar collapse in apoplexy.
Bit of orright, that one.
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There is a Dr Fiona Brown. She’s into kidney care.
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Ahh fuck. I pranked myself. I hope she hasn’t made professor. Ohh. of course she has.
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Just what are you alluding to there, TLA?
Studying under the good professor?
Or a top student?
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5 weeks to Bloomsday
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I’ve had the great misfortune to have had several interactions with “Animal Liberationists” on topics unrelated to animals (other than the human kind).
Attempting to gain some insight to their mental and emotional condition over nearly a decade, resulted only in the conclusion that the professional mental health services, in WA at least, are failing us all rather badly.
Rabid; imbued with an exaggerated sense of their own importance and prone to misbelief, misinformation and misinterpretation on all fronts.
(A bit like politicians and business operators really.)
I pity the poor bloody animals, if they ever fall into the hands of this bunch of mad anthropomorphists.
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I’m going to book you in with Professor Brown.
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Just book Rolly into a sow stall
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Done and done.
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Don’t get me wrong, orbea, I grew up in an agricultural environment.
Many of our food production methods would be proscribed if they were used to rear our beloved puppies and kittens.
I do not, in any way, condone the mass production methods that are used currently.
There is little need for the huge amount of animal protein that is currently fashionable, but it is financially beneficial to do so.
“It’s the economy, stupid.”
Nothing else seems to matter.
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I agree with you, I dont think the mental heath services are failing WA, the Government is failing mental health services.
You were talking about psychiatrists weren’t you?
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No.
I could have been, I spose.
I haven’t seen one (that I know of) in a few decades, so I really have no idea.
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If she’s into kidneys, she’ll know all about the pain of ‘the stones’.
Worse than difficult childbirth, according to a couple of female acquaintances.
So the research would be quite unnecessary.
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To be fair, the Perth Tram is a truck.
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So’s the Freo imitation.
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Shallow Spice may have left TWAToday, but they have a new Queen of Inanity:
‘My Jennaration’, a pun worse than ‘Pep Talk’
quote:
“Shazza” was my alter-ego, who magically materialised after one too many bubbly beverages. She is a mess – loud and very obnoxious. Shazza’s morals are a little looser. She has slapped people – hard – passed out in public and drank a bar dry in her time.”
purely coincidental choice of name?
http://www.watoday.com.au/lifestyle/lifematters/blogs/my-jennaration/how-booze-is-transforming-perth-into-ugly-town-20110509-1ef33.html
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I have never passed out in public.
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Skip?
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I notice you didn’t deny urinating in a salad bowl.
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I believe the correct verb for that is ‘drizzling’
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dressing?
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I am somewhat stunned that this is a thing that was reported.
Less stunned that it shows up at http://keshaonline.info/?p=322 as “I weed in a salad bowl”.
FTFA:
Perth was once renowned for its big-country-town feel
And it still is. It still is.
Oh, I feel so old that she had ” suggestive text messages … in high school.”.
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Peripheral, but point of order, when did Perth ever “brag about being home to some of the most attractive people in Australia, if not the world.”?
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when I was younger and thinner
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AO Neville – Chief Protector of Aborigines
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jinx
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I’ll still be checking the price of dried apricots in Claremont Quarter during CHOGM
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What a life eh?
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“Alcohol can unleash the ‘Shazza’ in all of us”
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In my experience, alcohol can unleash Shazza on all of us.
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If you are lucky.
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Truthiness! Facts don’t matter.
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Stop stealing my line im the one who made up xxxxxxx in the first place i dont know why but i regret doing it.
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I fail to see how inducing pain in rats would be “scientifically erroneous.” Unless, of course, there wasn’t a null hypothesis.
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Whats that got to do with anything? and ive never seen you here DMC are you a new member?
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wagging school?
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no im sick ok so go away and stop annoying everyone.
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You can’t handle the truth generator.
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thanks but the video was 8 seconds of wiriedness.
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the facade is slipping
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Yes.
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i dislike how youve been acting to me lately Orbea so please think about that.
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I jus ignore TLA101 his stupid.
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d0 what you like mate i wont care.
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Thanks TLA102, you’re right, I will.
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Everytime I see the title of this post I hear it in my head to the tune of “Smooth Operator”.
Is it just me?
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yes
old person who listens to fm radio
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i dont but my dad does and i have to put up with it when i go in his car.
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Hang on – I missed this the first time around…
Are you describing yourself or me?
Because I’ll have you know that I’m NOT an old person who listens to FM radio. When I get tired of 720 I have now discovered the joys of 990 – BOTH on the AM band.
Please get your facts straight before you go posting potentially offensive comments, please, Orbea.
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I bought the Sade 7″ single old man.
I like 990 but there should be more Nurry, so I listen to Beef Curtin FM
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Just a reply to Orbeas comment today at 2:12pm. Seriously Orbea im digusted and offenended by a way. One put down or more like chance and i will tell The Lazy Aussie to ban you negitive abuse forever. It makes me sad and i bet you feel so good about yourself.
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I listened to a offenended opera the other day, twas gaint
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Let me talk to your dad about this. We should meet at Enders. You can wait in the car.
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why would you want to talk to my Dad?
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Your dad Legends dad, whatever. You both can sit in the car with your DSs
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Burswood Casino child care
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Next thing you’ll finally admit to being the Derridarian as well.
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He’s really pulled the brioche over our eyes.
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I wish, that was far beyond my capacity
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Evidence otherwise.
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Could find other examples, but can’t be bothered. Fess.
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Not me.
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this is Tony Baxter here Jaydens father. i understand he has been sending messages to your website under various names and is now very upset. now i look at the website all I can say is you should be ashamed of yourselves for the photos language and the way you speak to my son. hes a very good boy – teachers says smart for his age 12 and certianly above the likes of you. hes also been very sick lately so you should give him a break. even if I knew what Enders is i would not go there to meet you. if you have ever have THE GUTS to meet me ask at the Strand pub any day after 5pm
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Is that in time for $15 pizza and pint?
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PS Tony baxters not my real name its Tony JACKSON
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I’m Tony Jackson Baxter TL101 and so is my wife
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certianly I would gaint and wired Tony at the Strand Tav. What time do you leave and I’ll be there with the RBT unit. Every night you say? Got a drinking problem? Or does your wife?
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The legend family has you rattled
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nah just bored watching eurovison knowing the result
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Go Jedward.
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OK – hottest EV chick this year. I’m going Germany still.
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Dude. They’re carving you up like last weeks TVP. Legend family .75, Orbea .25.
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ratings dont lie
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This is more confusing than Lost Highway.
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Woah. Just did facebook search on People with name Jayden Jackson – about 300 of them. WTF?
I thought our Wintoning hero was unique-r than that?!
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stalker
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Hey, I did say it was a facebook search…
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Face it – you’d like to know.
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But that’s the whole point. I wanted to be a special unique Maddysen-Janaigha-Leiygha-Tannaigh but really the lowest common denominator hits hardest. I was reading through Australian Police Journal a few weeks ago and some child-murder backstory featured a bona fide Jaidyn, I lol’d like a cut snake, totes inappropes. Anyway, thanks for stalking! I will be back to Winton your cares away ere too long!
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t_e guts
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Wrong pub.
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that was t_e joke
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Wow, I go away for a week and it’s all gone to shizen. Not that I’m ever around more often than that.
But to answer the original queries of dubious value, “Whats that got to do with anything? and ive never seen you here DMC are you a new member?”
Ummm… It’s got to do with the original posting. You know, the one at the top with the quoted letter containing, “I run a campaign against Vivisection and am always interested in scientifically erroneous experiments.”
And no, I’m not a new member. I’m neither new nor a member.
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TWOP IS FAIL!
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