Two by Rehana. Feel the style and the brutality.
Rob C likes the new look refreshment centre at Warwick Train Station. Looks like a bottled water selling machine. Suck on that irony water machine.
Yoriks saw this next to a “Reception Donga” in Port Hedland. I feel they could have done worse. Perhaps that’s why it’s a worst, because it’s in Port Hedland and is not errr worser? How dare they not have something more terrible. In Hedland! Outrage!
And Jaidyn-Jaxxon saw some concrete work that thoughtfully informs future archeologists (future cunts) that it was 2004 AD not BC.
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The Worst of Perth 
Well do you need a stylish nappy bag? Do ya punk?
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S4 stylish nappies, cunt.
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What is a donga?
And does the object pictured next to the donga have a purpose or was it just one of those “put bad art here” things?
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A donga is a shipping container made into accommodation. Very common in mining towns. I think mining companies are forced to spend some amount on “art”. Wasted on Port Hedland though. One of the world’s toilets.
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A donga is a demountable building widely used by our burgeoning mining industry for accomadation, offices brothels etc.
The artwork seems to be made of recycled machinery parts.
Perhaps Bo’T could tell us what they are.
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I think it’s made of railway track.
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Demountable… that explains everything.
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@WAtching
To be perfectly honest, I haven’t a clue, but I would guess that the sculpture might be made of slices of a hoist gantry rail, or train tracks as somebody already suggested.
What I can tell you is that the blue Falcon XR6 is a BA model with one of their taillights not working, quite obviously driven by some new-age bogan (NaB); they’re the ones who have ridiculous tattoos in gothic script, have personalised plates that are supposedly “clever” in combining alpha and numerics to form a word fixed to their luridly-ducoed Falcodores, use waaay too much hair product, drink energy drinks from massive cans and wear Ed Hardy shirts…they’re a rather more pernicious beast than the V8 Kingswood-driving, flanno-wearing, Acca/Dacca-listening and Winnie Blue-smoking old-school bogan. To further understand this emergent phenomenon, visit the Things Bogans Like website, whereupon you may find blog entries devoted to such topics covered in my description of this menace.
Oh, and also they’re waiting—most likely, very impatiently—at the lights on Benara Road, crossing the Tonkin Highway, heading due West.
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… to go where ? I’ve headed west on Benara Road (mistakenly thinking it was Morley Drive), crossed Tonkin Highway, within minutes found myself literally in the middle of nowhere, feeling trapped.
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Probably driving away from Beechboro. To somewhere, anywhere, maybe The Morley Gonorrhoea to max out its seventh credit card.
‘Nuff said.
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here are some in good condition.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/10/23/3046437.htm?site=northwestwa
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Not to be confused with a donger – as in as dry as a dead dingo’s donger. Hope all this is helping.
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I think they’re what the, ahem, sculpture, is made from, RWL.
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Thanks all.
I don’t think we have dongas in New York. We specialize more in buildings that were intended to be permanent and then somehow wound up being temporary, if you know what I mean.
Look up “Pennsylvania Station” to learn more.
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Hahaha! This blog is the best! Can’t wait to see more.
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You have almost 1500 posts – more than 3 years of archives to get through. Start now.
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I’m working day and night to get through all the archives. I’ve got my tired eyes on , I’ve missed tennis practice but, damn, it’s worth it. Do I win 10 pounds?
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Keep going. All life is here.
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And this just in via text from our blogging overlord:
Dudes, “sup? What’s good? Hope Outrage hitting the spot. Worsts, chilled red wine and hot beer! Wot fuck? Not worst a 40 minute conversation all in Chinese with taxi driver about chicks, piss and err lakes. Surreal not to be able to see blog. Miss youse pigs.
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My Donga does like a good reception.
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A small hand?
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Wired but Gaint.
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Methinks the water machine must have swallowed someone’s money and they snapped. Take that water machine! That’s what you get of offering healthy beverages.
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**for offering healthy beverages
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future cunts? per che?
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Are you asking about the reference? If so. Since the Worst of Perth is being archived by the national/state library, there is the feeling that in the milennia to come, it will be much used by historians, researchers, writers and other such ne’er do wells. These types have become known as “future cunts”, and you will often see comments directed at these lollygaggers from the distant future. eg “hey future cunts, do you still remember Mainy?” or “Yo future cunts in the year 5000. Has The Guildford Hotel been repaired yet?” &cetera.
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oh I see hahaha as an archaeologist I was about to come over and kick you in the cunt….but now I understand ;)
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For anyone curious if they are Bathory lyrics on that car or not:
“Step aside or you might just be the next contestant to feel the brutality”
The song is The Curse by that popular beat combo Disturbed.
It sounds much softer than I expected. It’s about as metal as Nickelback.
“Devastation, Obliteration are all in a part of Eccasorbation” is the next line. A pity they didn’t get that medical term on their window. It made me look up Exacerbation.
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It’s no Blood Duster.
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Few things are.
But then Blood Duster toured Perth as I recall.
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Only when they’re not “Knee Deep In Menstrual Blood”, or “Givin Stiff To The Stiff”.
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$29.95, that must be on the poor side of town. You can’t buy style for less than $89 in Claremont.
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I saw a green ford ute and the number plate was Greenys WTF.
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How do i put a link on here does anyone know, Bento reminds be of someone
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There’s a link button above when you type comments. Highlight the text you want then click it.
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oh this oughta be good.
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See, any 12 yo would be more than au fait with linking and emailing.
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Not this one.
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Bento = Ben 10?
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Hannibal Lecter?
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Himmler?
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He just likes having Japanese girls (?) eat him.
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I reckon it’s got to be someone the kid actually knows. Oscar the Grouch maybe?
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No scrap that, Rolly has Oscar covered.
I’m not hip to the groove enough to know who 12 year olds dig these days.
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If Einstein had a baby with Dawkins, Don Draper and Drew Barrymore, and it was raised Morten Harket and homeschooled by Statler and Waldorf, you’d be close.
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just staple the page link you want with a nail gun, or hand hammer with no larger than 6gauge roofing nails to your screen, or
take a screen dump and print it out, then…
staple it to your forehead and walk around outside your house and one of our agents will take a photo of it and then email it to TWOP for you
(this may take some time, keep your fluids up)
http://bit.ly/ORtV
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And don’t forget to make a copy.
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mucho jucious : comes with alternative to Klingon.
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I cant find the link button so screw it, maybe i can do it as my next article.
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Next article? Are you another one of Cohen’s ‘valued members’?
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He’s no longer Communard 1, so the valued members can now safely be described as useless cut and pasting hacks.
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Slightly off topic, but am I the only one sick of seeing that Butcher (cop that got clobbered) guy’s face in the media. I know it’s topical now with the new law suit and all, but surely it wasnt when he and his wife got up the duff.
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no, you’re not the only one at all.
feel like a vent, but it will probably all end up XXXXed.
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All accounts rather amusingly manage to get the phrase “flying headbutt” into their copy. Sounds like something from a manual about early Church architecture
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Only thing worse than Port Hedland is South Hedland…or is it the other way around?
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We covered this topic some tine back, I think the consensus was South Hedland.
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Sorry, must have missed it.
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Yeah it was a while back.
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It’s worth tracking down, if only for the anal gags.
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Here you go, langhorne.
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Thanks, I do seem to remember it now. So worst it was blocked from my memory.
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They’re both pretty crappy.
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That DISTUR83D car lives near me.
Actually its worse than it seems, theres a husband and wife with two cars the same, but one has DISTUR83D and the other has DISTURB3D on the number plate.
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You have my deepest sympathies. They’re clearly united by their boganity.
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Incinerate your grief, burn it clean.
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They must be well-and-truly disturbed. Or DISTUR83D. Or DISTURB3D.
Whatever. Fucking new-age bogans.
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Its still Headland ones in the south so there.
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8oo813z to BHP & co with their dubious art, dodgy dongas and depressing town planning. That rotaresque railway track thing is nothing compared to their new skyscaper. That really does suck dead dingos baloney pony.
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you remind me so much of the guy from that Shawow Towel Ad Bento.
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bento is a shamwow salesperson?
wow.
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Do you mean Vince?
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yep Watching bento is Vince.
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Want to see a funny youtube video its called Fireman Sam (Morning Reutine Editored) its funny and for Adults theres a rude version by the same guy Postman Pat Intro (Editored). Watch them for a laugh.
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I thought he was 12 for a while but it doesn’t hang together once you read enough of his scattergun posts. Then I thought he was retarded, but it is all a little too calculated for that. I don’t know what he is, and I don’t loike it.
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I’m going with retarded journalist.
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That’s what Himmler would have said.
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How does he know what you look like?
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I’m guessing from over-examination of reflections in shop windows and shadow analysis from submitted Worst pics?
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Professor Dr Peter Harries phd perhaps? Or Patti?
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I’m thinking burnt out English teacher.
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IM NOT RETARD BUT VINCE IS, its just a joke about the shamwow thing so get over it.
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A 12 year old would not know who Vince is. The gigs up The Legend 101, if that indeed is your real name.
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i know who vince is see those dumb boring ads all the time. He introduceds himself at the start so it’s ovious that his name is Vince.
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There’s another give away. You used a commar in it’s, despite trying hard to look illiterate.
I’m starting to think you are right TLA.
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L101: what do you get out of viewing and visiting this blog? Seriously.
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*and posting on* I meant.
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And where’s your fucking submission?
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I take it that’s pointed at L101, rather than Shaz or myself.
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Sure. Whatever. Waiting for this piece is putting me on edge.
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Damn this heat.
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and where’s your fucking gravitar? Put your mum & dad on – I want to speak to them!
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I post on website to dicuss points of views and dicuss things, so there.
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Dicuss something then, instead of these facilely jejune serial posts.
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FINE!
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Well go on then.
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i can talk about what i like.
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Are you sure you’re not my five year old? You sound awfully like him. Oh noes, perhaps this is all my fault for leaving the computer unattended.
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no,why dont we all stop arguing.
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YOUR ALL FUCKING IDIOTS I THINK THIS PAGE IS THE WORST OF PERTH ! XX
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Your are!
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Laters! Where you been?
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