In heavily sanitised Southbank, there’s at least a little protest against the opals and other expensive Australian tosh they’re trying to sell tourists. Have hardly noticed Japanser one though. All Chinesers in the shops these days and all Aussies hitting the sauce in the eateries outside. Haven’t seen one graffiti knob yet either.

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Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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15 Responses to Southbank

  1. E.V. says:

    Crudely drawn knobs seem to be a uniquely Perth phenomenom, TLA. Have any ideas been thrown around here as to why this might be?


  2. And what the fuck with that dog? A faux Akubra and a knitted Drizabone and that…yapper?


  3. DMc says:

    Is this a close-up of a B&S Ball promo poster, TLA? I can only imagine how good a B&S at Crown would be.
    Would Eddie Everywhere be spinning all your favourite Barnesy tracks?
    How do you drop your moleskins for “Eagle Rock” if they’re already down to take a piss at the black-jack table?
    Would there be a “Dog in a Lexus” competition?


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