Regarding TWOP calendars, (and I may do another) I will do a custom one for you, eg, add Dazza to one for Natalia Fan#1, maybe Bundyman for WAching. So if you actually want one and have a large image, send it to me.
Here’s another from Slaadi’s Kelmscott fest.
Bad cars and number plates are just too numerous to be that interesting anymore, but if they combine both, they might slip in. Shannon couldn’t stop laughing at old Penthouse convertible here.
And while we’re there, i might as well throw in Maggott from Edward De Bozo. If you look at Ed (Don’s) blog, make sure you scroll to the bottom to see his meat Australia.
And although I maintain that TWOP readers are 100% dubstep, Bento goes all drum and fucking bass on me. 
And one from Jules seen on William Street. 
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The Asia Beat- Museum of Winds Opens
- Vagina Steaming to go on despite diarrhea outbreak.
- Dog movie “racist”.
- Liquid food blogger enrages Sing. Chef
- Sushi Train Wreck
- Snake of the year spat turns nasty
- Aussie icon may cure sick
- Singapore admits, “National Service all about shooting Malaysians.”
- Asian firm sparks “wife beater” brawl.
- Actors protest over MH370 delay
The Worst of Perth 
It’s Worstoffs like these that affirm my contention that, for some unfathomable reason, I got born onto the wrong planet.
The first three in particular.
Proud to be a mentally and emotionally dysfunctional fuckwit I am not.
Natural selection *FAIL*.
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But you’re still on board for dubstep right?
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Poor old Brad.
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Twostep, Quickstep and Foxtrot are more my vintage!
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The Shame of Aaron?
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Or Erin’s disgrace
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maybe tightarsed Brad can ride in Nat’s ute and they can debate the creative merits of
drum and bass versus dubstep?
its dubstep all the way for me…
I was born a dubstepper and will die a dubstepper
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that holden convertible eyesore screams ‘the last time I had fun was in 1992’!
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No, Maggott, I don’t want one. Oh God, are they love heart shaped exhaust tips? Why?!
Somebody has spent a fortune on that dunnydoor convertible, too. The back doors have been filled in, and the front doors extended, and a chassis fabricated. Seriously expensive work for a laughable looking car.
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Bogan Pride the precursor to Gay Pride?
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….or just the repressed version, in denial?
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Possession of one of those stubbie-holders hardly constitutes denial, even of the closeted kind.
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I remember when Penthouse was considered pornographic. Such innocent times.
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Hey, that’s my ute!
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I want one.
http://www.aces.edu/~parmega/articles/neon/
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I know how I’m spending my next $19.95. Brilliant ! And perfect for a Pride Parade.
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Link fail. Another beer might help.
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Loving some Japanese beer at the moment Snuff. Hitachino range from Kiuchi brewery… also Bairds.
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It’s an interesting range indeed, my favourites probably the Classic and White Ales. And as it happens, I’m working in the hometown of Bairds this year, so I must get down there.
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The ute belongs to the owner of Collars and Cuffs. Apparently he did the converting himself, with a hacksaw.
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surgical bootmakers?
is that Holden soft-top the motoring equivalent of a club foot?
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Even if they got up to dozen for deluded red-teamers (which they didn’t), you could’ve called it the Doesn’tR8.
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Have a look at how close Maggot is to the car in front. Then read the writing in blue which basically bemoans the practice of tail-gating.
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Jesus, I just noticed the twin exhausts. South Coast Ute Mob eh. The spice must flow.
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