Weekend Worstoff 126

Outrage Cohen had his poncho, banjo and rohypnol packed for this anti coal rally, but unfortunately it was last year. I believe there was talk of skinnydipping on the website. I wonder how that turned out? Somebody’s sure to be itchin’ in the kitchen after it.Jaidyn Jaxon was worried that the Well of Souls aka arse and boozie sculpture was being replaced by a Cocos palm in She-Ra’s new Forrest Place & cetera development. That’s no Cocos. It’s one of those giant palms that gets put up every time a space opens up in a new roundabout. Don’t know the name of it, but I’m getting a bit sick of them. You know, I miss the arse and boozie. Maybe it should come back?And Chris caught up with the crackpot car I featured previously, and gave it the full coverage. Has this dude never heard of blogging? He could do that drunk, which is harder when your driving.Worst well.

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35 Responses to Weekend Worstoff 126

  1. shazza says:

    I imagine if they did have a blog there would be a lot of SHOUTING and !!!!!!!!. Spare a thought for family members who have to spend a Christmas day with this person. I bet they really get going after a few shandies.

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  2. rolly says:

    Apropos the car; I’ve heard of the expression: “wearing your heart on your sleeve”, but this is rather excessive.

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  3. rolly says:

    The palm?
    Californian Cotton; just to remind us as to how firmly we are tied into the ‘American Way’.

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  4. alexei gregorov says:

    Truth on wheels.

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  5. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    Yeah yeah, didn’t have a camera, but spotted a Hilux ute in Freo yesterday with the following bumper stickers:

    Fuck Off We’re Full
    I Drive Like A Cunt
    Up The Bum No Babies
    I Fuck Midgets
    The Tank Wank in Kiz Jizz Show

    If anyone care’s to explain the meaning of the final one I’ll be much obliged.

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    • E.V. says:

      The final one is gibberish, in broken English from some Balinese sticker merchant who caters to the needs of our worst bogans. There was a photo of one of these stalls in a recent post , and many of the stickers made no sense at all. A more interesting question is why this dickhead would put this, and the other four putrid stickers on his car. The guy with the writing all over his corolla is just a harmless, politically opinionated nutter. The guy with the hilux is a true disgrace to our fine city.

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  6. Bag O'Turnips says:

    I wonder if the driver of that scrawled-upon Corolla is a mate of King Dick, of that infamous Lord Street abode.

    Or is this now the four-wheeled placard for this one-and-same person with far too much weighing down upon their mind, taking the texta to the tin now that he no longer resides on that thoroughfare?

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  7. David cohen says:

    Very small writing
    on the palm tree of my soul:
    demo emo ‘mo.

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  8. BrownBook says:

    I quite like his handwriting, despite the caps lock.

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