When MRS. Bento sends in two photos of flavoured knobs, you better take notice. She seems to have overcome her eye rolling at Bento’s worsting activities and waded in herself. Bravo if not kudos. 
Mr Bento weighs in with this from Mullaloo. His comment “A letterbox with a finial. Cunts.” Cunts Indeed. Might also be the first Mullalloo worst. Not sure. I was reminded that we have never had a worst from Kelmscott. Extraordinary.
Outrage found this extra, extra large poignant comment on the hung parliament in Shenton Park. They’re so subtle – and fat, out West.
WAtching had sent me shots of the horse protest outside Mondo Butchers, but Inside Cover did a version before I could put them up. 
Worst well
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Ham & chicken probably preferable to traditional cheese flavoured knob, I guess.
That letterbox appears to be discharging its stormwater onto the neighbour’s property. If I was the neighbour, I’d be telling the cunts to put on some guttering to go with their finial and gable end. Cunts.
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and some soakwells while they are at it.
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A knob on a tree! Maginificent.
I am still looking forward to Mrs Bento’s flaps.
I was moved to tears myself by the weeping hanger…the humanity.
But then I am a sensitive soul.
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In Kelmscott it would have been a dog on a meathook.
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Now what ? Someone has a problem with 馬刺し ?
I’m too hungover and haven’t yet had enough Lavazza, so DFOC will have to supply the haiku … something about being hung like a horse flavoured knob, in Mullaloo.
p.s. That last photo seems ripe for disturbing captioning, TLA. Come and meet the reason for your hair, perhaps ?
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The tree knob seems to have a touch of Wagyl about it. What’s the Wagyl been up to lately? Haven’t heard too much about it since Multiplex got taken over and seems to have given up trying to root the Perth landscape one development at a time.
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A mad Kattle dog
hanging by a Windsor knot,
from an Oake-shot tree.
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I got the Wagyl vibe too RWL.
Noice pic Mrs Bento.
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Inside Cover?
Cunts Indeed.
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No WAtching, fucking cunts, more like.
Broadarse having his own Page 2 guttersnipe column, sharing the same paper as that Allen Park habitué, Paul Nurry, is grounds enough to be officially declared a cunt.
However, when the other string to your bow is to lazily bleat about other people’s cooking, and submitting your arrogant written experiences of being an amateur gourmand, then you truly know that you’ve reached the apogee of fucking cuntdom.
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Although I almost never see it, thank God, Inside Cover strikes me as a poor man’s TWOP.
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get some horse on your fork.
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May I say that this has been a great week of Worsts, this weekend’s Worstoff included. Just gonna go suck my own flavoured knob now.
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Thank mate. It has. Will be 3 years in a few days. Still the bottom has not been reached.
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I’m trying … congrats on 3 years too.
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*around
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3 years? I shall await the party announcement.
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xxxxxxxx xxxxx Shazza? Apparently xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.
Let’s not start that again.
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We’ll make it a rule, if you aint drinking you aint coming.
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Can’t wait. Are Di Bauwens and Daile Spice coming?
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I’ll come if Holly Wood is invited
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That would be the worst partner-swapping party ever.
Can I say that here? Key party? Open-minded social engagement?
One of those had to get through to Justin Langer.
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We’ll have to set a date after the Perth Fashion Festival. Then we should be able to get Chong, Bree, Jon, Eileen, She Ra, Mark and Melanie, and maybe Jerry hall will be still be around given she has hooked up with a Perth boy.
What about asking Barra along? He seems like a fun kind of guy.
Could really be a night of nights TLA.
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You mean invite Barra and not tell him Jako was coming?
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Hee hee, yes. And perhaps we could persuade Colleen Egan as a nice surprise for Patti.
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worst of worsts shazz, something to tell the grandkidies about.
can we book justin for the speeches?
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drinkies? excellent.
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Popsicles ?
Terrible gags, (apart from the quick one where he lets us know what he thought of Jerry Lewis, who’d just had his TV show axed), but that wicked smile, perfect timing, body language, and a voice of honey.
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Is that a real ham and OMG you got it at coles right?.
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