Bayswater by Purple Wyrm.
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The Worst of Perth 
Savings? Credit?
Lime?
The fees are lower.
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Commonxxxxx Bank?
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What else is one to do when looking for somewhere to put their lime? Seems obvious to me.
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Seems a waste of a perfectly good lime when there are margaritas to be drunk.
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Why am I reminded of a Giger painting?
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Eroto transperth
Passage requires citric purge
Use your smartrider
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Have you seen the price of limes? No one in Baysie could just toss one of those things out. That, my friend, is an unripe lemon.
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A lime would cost about the same as a 2 zone fare.
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slightly more than that
you’d want a couple of cumquats as change
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And a plantain up your arse?
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That would leave a sour taste in your mouth.
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Fucking Masterchef.
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Lip, Sip, Banks Suck
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Isn’t it a Transperth ticket machine?
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er, what would I know?
you think I use public transport?
is that any way for a champagne socialist to travel?
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it’s for my pre-work g&t.
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Its a citrus pessary.
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‘a country wide practice of lesbians at Universities’?
http://www.kadir-buxton.com/page3.htm
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This site is awesome
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Holy shit, dude.
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Must be some fun dinner conversation at the K-B household.
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and don’t forget the fisting.
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“I used to have a cat called Hendrix, and she taught me how to get rid of a hair stuck in the back of my throat, so my invention is named after her. Cats get furballs all the time from cleaning themselves, and get rid of them by rotating their shoulders forwards while coughing at the same time. This dislodges the hair and is coughed up, along with a horrible noise. Hairs stuck in the back of the throat are an unpleasant experience and the Hendrix Manoeuvre is a fast relief for sufferers.”
K-B for PM.
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Where have you guys been? We’ve been doing Kadir-Buxton gags on here for about a year.
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but still I never tire of it
AKB is always guaranteed to liven up any sagging riff
clap hands for Andy
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agreed.
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BREAKING NEWS!! Cuz on page one of West and …
Ed Hardy gives way in amazing show of finance and fashion taste
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Watson goes into the drawing room one evening to discover Holmes bent over, pants around his ankles, apparently trying to insert a lemon into his own ass. Watson exclaims, “Holmes my good man, what are you doing?” Holmes replies, “Lemon entry, my dear Watson”.
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My joke is obviously fated to the ignoring and ignominy it deserves.
Perhaps I should enter this competition.
BTW, all store printed signage in Borders is now in comic sans. When I pressed a staff member about this, I was told that it was a head office directive.
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Primary school stuff, that’s why.
A lemon tree, my dear NF#1
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I was thinking more dad joke than school playground Rolly, but I do take your point.
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Send it to Kochie.
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How did the lime get in the machine at the first place.
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That age old question.
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Which came first, the machine or the lime?
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Maybe it’s a Lime Machine.
As used by the Lime Lord.
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That’s “Lime Turd”.
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