Are these being manufactured simply to get onto this site? Just being from Mandurah isn’t enough anymore. The bar has truly been…well not raised, but somethinged by Matt here. Fouled maybes. No wonder Rolly Tasker prefers to work 24 hours a day in his Asian factory if this is what crabtown has become.
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The Worst of Perth 
Speechless. I am without speech.
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Are you retarded?
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Actually, I think there’s a serious misunderstanding here. They owner is referring to the fact they drive very fast and the “Fuck Retreads”. Liteiacey is a big problem in the Venice of the South.
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Relax everyone!!! I don’t think this is nearly as bad as it looks. It’s merely a new form of dating in the “Venice of the South”. This person actually enjoys consensular intimacy with Retardeds. (Basically putting their willy in and squishing it around). And, well, surely Retardeds like a root as much as anyone else? It’s kind of like a Mandurah public service initiative that leaves a smile on everyone’s dial. “Mandurah, they care”.
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relax? really?
wow, the standard really has been fouled.
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Outrage by numbers. Reminds me of the Onion piece about Marilyn Manson going door to door to shock people.
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I can see our Federal Parties clamouring to ensure they have harnessed the Mandurah ‘Retarded’ Fucker vote.
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Yes WAtching, it should be
I Fuck Retardeds
and I Vote.
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And I fish. For Crabs.
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Does Family First have a Tassie branch ?
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WAtching – Was that you disembarking at Claremont station around 8.15am this morning?
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Not me NF#1.
Some other strikingly handsome impeccably dressed guy…
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I thought I recognized you from your Dragon Akubra reflection. The aggressively sported camera on the chap I did see was also suggestive.
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Maybe it’s one of those word puzzles where you rearrange the letters… and we are supposed to read it as “I Fuck Dead Rats”. Or something like that.
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That sticker has a morpheme addiction.
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Is that a crab net or tennis raquet in the back?
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Neither… I suspect it’s a big speaker broadcasting Luurve Songs of Rootin’ Retardeds
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I think it’s a speaker, TLA, probably playing either this or this.
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Not this?
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“The Politics of Rootin’ Retardeds, the politics of oooooooer, feelin’ good…”
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“Carve my initials in the backside of that mule”. If Merle could somehow fit retardeds or fat chicks in there somewhere…
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It’s part of a cage
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This is how country people reproduce , and I am surprised it doesn’t have the proviso”if there (sic) not fat”.
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but come now. It’s
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Want to understand bumpkin stickers? Read the comments on Cookster’s recent bumper sticker rant here.
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You’re spruiking Cookster’s Wangle? Does he deal with retardeds stickers?
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No, I’m spruiking the response to his article on Perth Now.
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I couldn’t help but snigger after following the link provided by NF#1 only to see Chrome displaying: About Blank. Appropriate.
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complete rubbish. no wonder the hyper-aestheticised middle classes lapse into fascism in disastrous attempts to recover their self-amputated proletariat roots. “advanced” = ignition timed to ignite orgasmic mixture prematurely, prior to optimal mixture conditions. “retarded”=ignition timed to ignite orgasmic mixture well after optimal mixture conditions. means: “I’ll fuck you to you go to sleep, I fucked you all night long, fuck me dead etc.” “retardeds”: those who like to be fucked until they go to sleep etc etc.
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Yes, Greggo, it was. Thanks, anyway.
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“snuff” hmm nuff said.
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Yes Snuff, agreed.
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thanks for the translation snuff.
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I have just returned from Bali (Galleria of the North) and am bitterly dissapointed to report that this is where these stickers are from. Every second street vendor has ’em all, from “Brett is Gay” to “I do Anal” – I’m dissapointed because I really thought it was some smartarse 3rd year Curtin art student operating covertly in carpark 4 between lectures – but no, sadly, it’s boguns…
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Shouldn’t Bali be the Lancelin of Indonesia (or something)? Regardless, the stickers make far more sense now – thanks Mez.
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I’ve been trying to tell youse cunts, all along. My mate Hearny brought back an ‘I FUCK RETARDED, AMPUTEE MIDGETS’ sticker from his week on Cooter beach. The Balinese are super trolls. They know us better than we know ourselves.
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How I wish I had not clicked on “ourselves”.
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And as I’ve mentioned previously, JJ, fine entrepreneurs.
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Kirk Hammett? That’s fucking gold
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An oldie but a goodie, JJ.
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