Karmen saw this in Fremantle. Surely the Rocko can’t mean Rockingham? Could it? No. Really?
Several people have sent me this, I can’t remember who. This latest version from Brad C. A dog does return to its vomit.
And Pete F, is going mental with all the new poles at Leighton. “Poles!” He’s saying. “Poles, fucking poles.”He goes on to say, “Fucking poles! Poles! POLES!” 


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wow. look at all the poles
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buy the barf, then the bath.
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Man, that’s a lot of poles, right there.
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And some serious competition for Bobbi’s.
p.s. Great tweets, TLA.
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Singapore bans reverse cowgirl? Who would want to live in such a society? Where would you stash your banned chewing gum?
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Nobody, TLA. That’s who. The terrorists have won.
p.s. On the bedpost, overnight ?
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Poleland?
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Unfamiliar as I am with that font (Olde Bogan?), I assume that reads “rocko pride”. “rocko bride” would surely be an oxymoron. Come to think of it, they both are.
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Just in case you ever wondered the real reason Troy entered politics…
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amazing- top work
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the Aussie Swassi—especially when it is localised for a shithole like Rockin’am—makes me wanna barf up my own personal rendition of “Blue Poles”, by Jackson Pollock.
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Choosing to believe it’s a tribute to that great Australian icon – Rocko, off “Rocko’s Modern Life”.
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Suddenly poles, poles everywhere…
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Bobbi?
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http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupprofile&groupID=107252287
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i like their tongue-in-cheekiness; “Its like we always say here at rocko pride, its not just a place to live. its a lifestyle.” I’m quite sure it is.
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so what are youse goin to do about it , eh?
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this:
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light poles in Rocko:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=68040594751#!/photo.php?pid=648548&op=1&o=global&view=global&subj=68040594751&id=1625084246&ref=pf
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baldives? the maldives of warnbro sound?
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I will henceforth refer to it as Baldives. Beautiful.
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Surely it would be The Baldives?
Home of the last breeding colony of the Western Spruut Duck.
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Was just going to say that.
Also, Nat Fan#1 wants Alexander Drive officially referred to as The Boulevard of Broken Worsts.
So we’d have the Beaufort Street Arrondissement, Fitzgerald Street on the North Perth Barrio, umm, wasn’t Oats Street Carlisle Las Ramblas? I’m sure there are others who need to have their nomenclature nailed down.
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Berwick St EVP seems thick with worsts, what with this and this. Perhaps it is just the outskirts of Las Ramblas.
Shouldn’t Alexander be the Boulevard of Broken TV’s?
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More TVs spotted recently, one just this morning. Will try to get some shots.
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Location?
I want one
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can I nominate South Terrace in Fremantle to be re-named The Grand Canal after Venice’s main sewer (as I sit here at Benny’s watching the turds in their SSV’s float past) – I would also accept Far Canal
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With Canal pronounced to rhyme with anal.
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Rodeo Drive?
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miller’s crossing.
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Maybe save Millers for ahh, how about Manning Rd Bentley?
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There is already an actual Miller’s Crossing on Miller Street Lathlain.
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Sorry, Carlisle.
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Saw at least 4 Michael Keenans up Wanneroo Road yesterday, but can’t think of anything beyond ‘Wanna Poo’ (rhymes with Innaloo)
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I believe it’s “Wannaroot”, JJ.
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the most serendipitous spelling mistake i’ve come across in a long while.
magic.
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I recognize Pete F.’s quote.
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I got this by woogling “Rockingham WA images”.
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Well of course you did.
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Definite worst. Those poles are the most awful thing I’ve seen here for a while. Quite ruined by Sunday morning hangover. They could at least put some flags on them, saying State of Excitement or whatever.
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