Stu calls out Hilton burnout artists as pussies. Do burnouts on bitumen like REAL men. A tricycle could do burnouts on mulch.
Also out that way Hotblackdesiato likes the wrapped body feel of this car in Beaconsfield. So do I. 
Also vehicular, Jaidyn-Jaxxon sees Kambos taking a bite out of the vibrancy dollar with more lifestyle for less. 
And Outrage Cohen sees some criticism of the bin filling art. 
Worst well. x
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Tricycle burnouts, TLA ? Now that does take me back.
Perfect Christo homage. Avagoodweegend.
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Snuff there is a certain “come the full circle” in using gifs of tricycles from my photobucket account to comment on my worst contribution, I like it. :)
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stu, love it. I have a heap of Hilton worsts on my camera. Thanks for the reminder.
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oh get them out Shazza, we have an office in Hilton so we get to see some awesome worsts including THAT park https://theworstofperth.com/2008/07/19/weekend-worstoff-15/
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I thought you might like that, stu. As for Hilton, it’s no Ryōan-ji, but give it another 500 or so years.
p.s. I’m sure it’s not the first time shaz has heard that exhortation.
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No it’s not Snuff, and in days gone, I was happy to comply.
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Who doesn’t think that brine is a joke?
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Certainly not me.
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Nor is he, the messiah.
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Speaking of vibrancy, the Wheel Of Excellence, aka The Perth Wheel, is being dismantled.
Hoorah! One less piece of frivolous vibrancy on The Dead Zone that is the Swan River foreshore. I await the next wacky idea of ooshta with bated breath.
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I wonder if the wrapped car parcel says:
“From Rush Hour, With Love”?
For all you know, it could be a Lada Samara hid beneath the black polypropylene. If I had a Lada Molotov rusting in pieces on my front yard, I’d too do my best to conceal it, before the scrap merchant comes along to collect it. Mind you, only if they would.
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The Kambo’s ute is on West Parade, if I’m right?
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Kambo’s gave you Lifestyle (in the perjorative sense) for…umm, 900 bucks?
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roger
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Rogered.
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oh right! I go away for a couple of days and come back to see you Embleton types dissing Hilton again. For your information, down here in the 6160 we call the first photo “organic gardening” and the second “Free Parking”.
As for the other two, we would welcome them both down here as fine additions to our vehicular landscape.
Fremantle invented lifestyle for less (bathtubs on wheels etc.) and consider skip bins as either – 1.shopping or 2.a blank canvas.
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Actually (as the Crow Eaters preface their sentences), along the Beaufort Arrondissement (basically anywhere in short distance of State Route 53, including the continuing roads of Broun Ave and Beechboro Rd Nth, postcoded 6050/52/62/63), we could only drooeam of aspiring to that level of worst, although for such a bunch of amateurs, we do alright. Lots to learn from our friends in 6160/62/63…aargh! Similar postcodes! Substitute the 1 for a 0 and cross the river, you’ll feel kinda at home
Explains why I was quite happy living in Hammy Hill, as I am in Morley.
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ah yes, Galleria – the Garden City of the north
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Go to the Gonorrhoea for the genuine 1990’s timewarp. Takes yer straight back to ’94.
I rather liked the previous incarnation of Garden City, prior to the 1999-2000 redevelopment: still had that groovin’ 1972 aesthetic largely intact, with those gaudy colours, arches and heavily-styled entrances.
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I agree. I loved the original entrance on the eastern side, with the cafe (fast food joint) where we used to “hang” and smoke back in the mid-70’s. I cant recall the logo of GC they had back then. It was some sort of naff fleur-de-lys.
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Here’s the logo and some other great pics
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Thanks for that, PL. I do miss Modernism. People in this city seem to think that the only buildings worth preserving are those awful faux-Victorian things.
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Mo-faux
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Or Tuscanstrosities. Ugh. especially in these sunnier climes.
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Nothing of the Booragoon Tavern, pl?
I once saw a bloke climb on to the roof of a car containing three women after closing time.
He wouldn’t get off despite their entreaties.
But he ended up on the tarmac after the car sped off.
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Beautiful, stunning. I’ve seen them on the SLWA site before now, but they do indeed take me back. Not often I went there (NOR raised), but I recall those several times I did very well. Even at such a precocious age I had a well-formed aesthetic. Which is more than can be said for the people who executed the anodyne, paint-by-numbers, me-too look they used a decade ago. Bah to that!
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Wonderful pics, pl. Here’s one of DJ’s Teen Shop, and one of Irene Whyte’s.
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When a man is tired of Morley, he is tired of life.
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Morley6062. Could write a series on that premise. Don’t think the commercials would touch it with a Bargearse.
Where else would you wanna be? 6162?
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Anywhere but 6165
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I’m outraged. The thin strip of bitumen between here and here is a stone cold vortex of Worsts. Hilton is nought but a pale imitator.
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yes but we have trumped you forevermore
Adele Carles – 6162
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We did have the slightly shonky John D’Orazio, until he went independent and split the ALP vote with their own candidate, Reece Whitby, a TVW7 Perthonality no less. Neither won and we got stuck with some Wiberal mug who was just as surprised to become the MLA for Morley. Likely to be a one-term wonder.
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Britza no ticker
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A mere footnote in WA parliamentary history in-the-making.
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and getting open-heart surgery next week
He claims to be a pastor, why when he is thrown at the wall does he not stick?
Obviously not al-dente
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“Slightly shonky?” Au contraire!
Godfather didn’t pay employees super.xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Well, just slightly was perhaps an understatement. We do not want to besmirch the Honourable (cough) former Member’s reputation? We need to get him to a panelbeaters to repair his crashed image.
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Do not pharmacists sell drugs?
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I am a little oversensitive with comments at the moment. It was fine, but I culdn’t be bothered undoing it.
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and that link has a La Chong quote. Do I win a prize?
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surely the parcel is a couple of tons of asbestos wrapped to look like a car.
This is Hilton after all – the fibro nexus.
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I maintain that it is something heinous on wheels, like a Lada Molotov, Holden Piazza, Morris Marina or a P76 (if it is one of those, get WAtching there to claim it). But most likely, it’s another Magna, or worse, a Smegma.
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A dead journo also wrapped in plastic in the boot of a Sigma Scorpion.
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Wait a second, it DOES look like the shape of a Morris Marina!
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what is the serial number on the wheelie bin?
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Unwrap the poly and apply a tyrebar to the bonnet, ther you will find it.
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