From new submitter Joshua from new worst location Lesmurdie. I don’t think I’ve posted from there before have I? Only just thought what a stupid name for a suburb. Isn’t it a brand of toilet? What else to do while waiting for the egregiously cunctatious bus service in lesmurdie but chip away at the paintwork? Looks like it might have taken a few months of work.I will be doing a fucking REIWA property management course all week, so might be a little slow with despamming or moderating comments.
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Very funny. Great submission Joshua.
As far as suburbs go, I’d say Lesmurdie is one of the better TLA.
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Hmmm.. There is something missing…
REIWA Course?
You heard it here first folks… Slumlord of the Future.
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Not when it contains my old school Mazenod.
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Lesmurdie is a divisive issue.
It really depends how you feel about gravel… or gardening.
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And my old school, St Brigid’s.
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you too shazza?
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Yes, I wore the green, grey, yellow and brown.
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Good as though this submission is, I venture to sugest that someone’s not trying hard enough. Why hasn’t this finger been turned into a penis?
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Your ‘though’ is redundant SW.
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Remember Marge – this is from someone who thinks that the alphabet and quite possible grammar are a scam.
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try again: this is from someone who both thinks that the alphabet, and quite possibly grammar too, is a scam.
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Vwls r cnts.
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Rather than wanting to stick it to buses and/or their drivers, maybe the vandal just really hates the number eight. I know I do.
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Just occurred to me that I have an irrational hatred of rational numbers and therefore, perhaps, a rational hatred of irrational numbers.
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But where do you stand on the thorny question of primes?
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Maths is a scam.
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So is the alphabet.
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And language is a virus from outer space.
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get real
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Never. I regret nothing.
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This is real lowest common denominator humour.
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There’s no denying it Bento.
Cunt.
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Is Bento simply the angry mathematician his choice of words suggests?
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Also, I detest the importation of the American adverb “real” into Australian English at the expense of our “really”, though I suspect in perpetrating this Bento was referencing ronggly’s post. If not – cunt.
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grammar’s a scam
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And so is the Dewey Decimal System.
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A real good scam?
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yeah nah it is man
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It’s only for cunts like DFOC. Cunt.
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Angry, yes. Mathematician, no. Cunt, yes. And I’ll have to cop to the critique of my employment of Americanisms. But I could care less (shudder).
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like, whatever
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Dilligaf.
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Word.
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Hail this, Lesmurdie.
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Great pic, hard to believe it’s taken this long to get a murdie worst. The hills are alive with worsts.
Just out of interest was it one of these bus stops ? or are they only in Kalamunda.
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Oh duh I just read the comments about the bus stops.
I didn’t know there were so many hills people down here.
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Add another one to your list, PL. Most of my teenage years were spent huddled in one of those cans, forlornly waiting for the 303.
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Dar-lington, Dar-lington
Playground of our youth
Through the tears, and the pain
Help us know the truth
at least that’s how I remember the old school song… could be wrong
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I didn’t know there was an actual 303.
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More like this, if I recall correctly. It was a dangerous bus, running the High Wycombe and Belmont gauntlets…
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Damn. That IS a tough bus ride…
I always thought Daglish was poorly lit.
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On weekends it merged with another route: between Kalamunda and the city, the 295 took you through Maida Vale, High Wycombe, Forrestfield, Kewdale, Cloverdale, Belmont, and Rivervale. I saw grown men cry.
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Nice find, pl. I always thought this style, where the available seating was effectively doubled, was pretty good. My childhood one, (from under the seats of which we regularly collected our best pet redbacks), also had circular cut-outs, so you could see the bus coming.
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It’s still there.
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Yes snuff most still do have the look outs. I once got my head stuck in one. Much to the amusement of the people on the bus waiting for me to free myself.
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Cack, shaz. Schoolboy Snuff would’ve so gone the grope.
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I certainly left myself vulnerable to that type of antic snuff. As luck would have it, there were no smelly boys around at the time.
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I’m reminded of the time I discovered that if you stood on a chair and put your tongue in the freezer it would indeed get stuck. Mum couldn’t resist a tickle before she freed me with a saucepan of warm water.
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That reminds me, must add marshmallows to todays shopping list.
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i’ve been meaning to ask all day – can you please explain the relationship of marshmallow?
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It’s a reference to a video of a version of Walter Mischel’s Marshmallow Experiment which I posted a link to in a comment here, vegan, which Richarbl recently partially quoted from here.
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I just love that experiment. I would’ve swallowed the 1st marshmallow as soon as I saw it.
I’m sure snuff you would’ve bided your time, and rich would’ve submitted a complaint about experimenter bias.
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…and grown up Snuff would’ve?
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Taken a photo and sent it to TLA.
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That one is outside mater and pater’s house in Gooseberry hill. Used to be silver. They are distributed throughout hill area.
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hail a bus that way and watch it sail past.
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‘fucking’ REIWA eh? Know what you mean.
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“fucking REIWA property man” eh? I couldn’t possibly comment
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I trust you’ll be showcasing this at the property management course, TLA. For mine, one of the TWoP 2009 highlights.
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It seems the mean TWOP habitue grew up/went to school in the hills, took drugs at the Red Parrot and was sick afterwards, and is now a Curtin tutor or employee.
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Grew up and went to school in hills; slightly too young for the RP but fraternized with older regulars, and took sick-making drugs; current Curtin employee. I think that takes me fairly close to the mean, haha.
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i only ever drank at the red parrot. but i was sick afterwards.
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I drank, and wasn’t sick. And tick all the other boxes.
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A friend of mine, artist, David Fussell (who I hope won’t mind me naming him) completed a mostly unheralded peice of performance art last year. The concept was to draw a random spiral on a map of suburban Perth and then with only the help of the Transperth “Stops Near You” feature; http://www.transperth.wa.gov.au/TimetablesMaps/StopsNearYou/tabid/57/Default.aspx
complete the spiral as near as possible in an 8 hour day.
He managed to complete it in 7hrs, tired, dehydrated, bored. He assured me that, yes, he had seen Maida Vale and that,no, he was never going to try to replicate this feat.
I tips me lid to David – that’s art
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*piece*
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Bored pensioners take advantage of the free for pensioners days Transperth offers by doing the whole Circleroute. Is that art?
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if their intentions were artistic, yes
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In the sense of shit in a can?
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Ah, the old intentionalist argument. You’re on shaky philosophical ground my friend.
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Shaky ground? I would say it’s a veritable philosphical earthquake.
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Artistic (?) Slavonic erotica. You be the judge:
http://englishrussia.com/index.php/2010/03/21/slavonic-sexuality/#more-11776
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Very nice. I know you’ll love this piece of Slavonic weirdness. Youtube somewhere has a live version performed on ice as well:
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Speaking of the storms, even dead people have been affected:
http://www.watoday.com.au/wa-news/severe-hailstorm-batters-perth-20100322-qqmw.html
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