Slam a Jesus down fast for a hard earned thirst…

And Jesus is flouride treated too. Christians can always find a new level of risible. Came across an ad for a local group with US affiliations that read “Poking holes in the darkness so Jesus’ light can shine through.” This one from Outrage Cohen.

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108 Responses to Slam a Jesus down fast for a hard earned thirst…

  1. Shreiking Wombat says:

    I am so liking the Living Waters concept juxtaposed with the dead desert shithole of a verge.

    Is it Registered?

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  2. shazza says:

    John 7:37
    On the last and greatest day of the Feast, Jesus stood and said in a loud voice, “If a man is thirsty, let him come to me and drink. – Sounds like an advertisement for a pub.

    Once again DFOC, you’re eagle gerbalist eye has bought us a beauty.

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  3. skink says:

    you can get it preaching a sermon

    you can get it chasing a young nun

    you can get it singing about joy

    you can get it seducing a choir boy

    you can get it killing the fatted cow

    matter of fact I’ve got it now

    For a hard earned thirst, you need a big cold Messiah, and the best Messiah is…Jesus

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  4. David Cohen says:

    Youse guys are funny.

    This is on the fringes of Mandurah.

    “The waters…they’re alive!”

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  5. Onanist says:

    Only open on Sundays – WTF!!

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  6. shazza says:

    Jesus, mount preacher,
    About drinkin, he’ll teach ya
    I died for youse cunts.

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  7. Pfortner says:

    Good place to belong
    Micro-Caanan on the verge
    Drive-by scripture snack

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  8. Pfortner says:

    Youse of little faith
    Try lightly carbonated
    Precious blood of Christ

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  9. Shreiking Wombat says:

    I appear to be having serious gravatar difficulties.

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  10. Shreiking Wombat says:

    I am in awe at the awsomely awesome awesomeness:

    http://www.yayhooray.com/thread/115679/Best-use-of-Live-Journal-(Official)?page=778

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  11. margeryx says:

    My therapist told me it wasn’t all about me. I’d like to know who the hell I was paying him to talk about.

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