Watching saw this on his travels. It doesn’t mean be like Brad in providing cartons of foreign piss. It means be true to your nature. Don’t hate Tim Winton just because everyone else does. Deposit not your undies on street corners. Tag not thy Cocos. Ride not thy clutch. Laminate not your signage. And lift cartons of foreign piss in a safe yet insouciant manner. THAT’s what it means to be like Brad. 
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The Worst of Perth 
Brad? What a cunt.
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This seems to be the normal reaction to a seeing a happy guy – “cunt”.
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It is indeed a sad reflection on modern society Ljuke.
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You’ve just got to wonder about the process sometimes don’t you.
You’re flicking throught the catalogue, looking for someone to be the face of your new OHS drive…
“Too handsome…”
“too tough”
“ah yes, I like this one. He’s like the other two- mildly retarded, but not handsome or tough.”
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the first guy, with the necrotic cheeks, is Mike Ward of the Men’s Confraternity. Love dat butterfly.
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A more lovely gentleman you are very likely to find.
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He has had plenty of space dedicated to him in this forum Pfortner. You may not be aware that the Men’s Confraternity has had to wind up. Imagine the sadness.
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It’s just a bunch of blokes trying to get a fair go. What’s the problem?
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If you had the option, would that be in sarcastic font NF#1?
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Put it this way, I threatened to disown my father when he somehow found out about and expressed momentary interest in the group when my mother left him.
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Understood.
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and yet he persists, standing in front of the Reichspost every morning, warding away the womenfolk. I wasn’t aware, shaz- the website seems to be in good order!
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Here you go, Pf.
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I blame society.
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What about the second guy Pf?
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Oh that’s Andy Bolt, isn’t it. Great bloke. Taught me how to skin a rabbit.
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While it was still alive no doubt Pfortner.
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shreiking, i think i am developing a serious e-crush on you and your liberal use of “cunt” in as many posts as possible.
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He who would love life
Must keep his tongue from evil
And lips from deceit
(1 Pet 3:10)
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I also worship at the altar of Mistress Monkeypants.
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each of you should learn
to control his own body
in a holy way
(1 Thes 4:4)
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dont drink Amsterdam mariner beer.
it is truly fucking awful goats piss, dont be like brad
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Was this taken the morning after?
The demon shakes.
That’s what the piss from the mass manufacturers can do to you, me boy.
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Who has bloodshot eyes?
Those who linger over wine.
Gaze not at red wine.
(Prov 23:29-31)
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Not the morning after Rolly. I am a teetotaller anyway.
My auto-focus camera, which takes quite nice shots is unable to focus on close up documents- like this and “It’ll make your tail wag.”
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I don’t know who is the bigger teetotaller, you or Paracleet.
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Hard to say.
I’m definitely the more committed churchgoer…
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oi! lay off WGV ya non-drinkin’ puritan
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oh and btw, renovations have begun on Hope St church
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Photos Please…
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teetotaller?… but I didn’t even know her!
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I saw women dancing topless in Africa.
Uganda?
Well I’m not made of stone.
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That’ll be 50c please.
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“My wife and I went on holiday.”
“Jamaica?”
“No. She went of her own free will.”
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Soldier hitching back to base in Victoria gets a lift with a couple.
“Are you going to Pucka”?
“Nah I better not – she’s me sister”
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Dear Future Cunts,
some time after February 20, 2010 at 11:09 pm, a co-ordinated attack was launched which eradicated the TWOPers of Perth. The combined forces of BnS Bumpkins, Our “Nikki” defenders, Tim Winton, wayne and Henk proved too lethal a combination for the men and women of TWOP to hold out against.
Future Cunts, only I remain. Hear my words and spare a thought for those who fought so hard to leave Perth a better place for yourselves.
I will remain and hopefully train new generations of TWOPers when the time is right. But for now I must go to ground, as Henk and wayne are hot on my heels.
so for now goodbye
WAtching
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Goddamn you all to hell !
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Any word of the others?
Did Eagles Lair survive?
TLA?
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Daisy, Daisy, give me your answerrrrrr dooooooooooo … … …
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Just you, me and the machine?
THIS is the rapture we’ve been talking of?
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* note to Future Cunt director. Replace Statue of Libery with burnt out old barbie.
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Or.
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I was in ‘Nam
Vietnam?
No, Packenham
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I have vague recollections of teetotalling in the middle of Stirling Street on the way home from the Brisbane that night.
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Empty glass
Credit card fulfilled
Autumn falling
(Deli Llama 1963)
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Me too.
Except I did it in a car.
When’s the next get together?
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Maybe there should be something at the eagle’s lair embleton.
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Sounds good to me…
However, maybe the Insemitators Thread isn’t the place to discuss it…
Unless you want them to come…
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Well I am from the Bruce Rock shire originally.
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True.
But you’d still prefer a Wintoff over a Mulesing.
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This was my first thought at the suggestion we visit the Eagle’s Lair.
And no jokes about Rich wanting a brain, youse cunts.
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LET’s have a do at the “Eagles Lair.”
And LET’s invite Tim.
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Ljuke as the mature age student will have to follw him to his car with an invite.
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I’ll entice him with wine & cheese.
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Shouldn’t that be “whine and cheese.”
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Any thoughts on “Brad”, Bento?
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I’m glad you asked, WAtching.
I’m a bitter, hateful misanthrope, so my first thought was ‘Brad’s a cunt’.
But then I noticed Brad was (carefully) loading some apparently stolen piss into the back of his car, and I thought ‘In some ways, I AM a bit like Brad’.
And then I noticed the beer was one of those generic European lagers that are always on special at the Battered Wife Shop (Oranjeboom, anyone?), and seem like a good deal, until you get home and realise the bottles are only 330mL and taste of nothing, and I thought ‘Suck shit, Brad’.
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Full points B-to.
Brad IS a cunt and he deserves that “beer.”
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Why did I assume he was unloading rather than loading? If he’s taking it away rather than dispensing it, then yes. Cunt. If unloading, top bloke.
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You can imagine a scenario where “Brad” is a “top bloke?”
You’re out of your mind.
Why don’t you marry “Brad?”
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Woooo! Brad and TLA sitting in a tree!
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Yeah. Gaylords.
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oh, I thought it said AUSTLALIA on the slab and that he was sending it to London as a welcome home drink for Pauline
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…who couldn’t spell Australia either…
[blushes]
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There is something beautiful about mixing up your L and your R (in Australia, of all words) in a post about Pauline ‘I Have A Bream’ Hanson.
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“eagle’s lair” what the hell is that?
North of the river I suspect.
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Worst HQ.
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Dianella?
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“Maybe there should be something at the eagle’s lair EMBLETON.”
Dianella. Don’t make me laugh.
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West Morley or South Morley. Potato potarto.
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Dianella? I didin even know ‘er!
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Embleton.
Wherever that is.
Is it near Camillo? Darch?
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EAST Morley. West Bayswater.
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Please let it be Embleton Ave…
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This might be a crazy question but why?
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Does Perth get Worster?
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You’ll know which house it is.
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Ahh. I remember the good old days when we would get sixteen replies to a worst and we were happy.
Happy like a SGIO ad….
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Can you imagine th outcry if that eagles shrine was posted tomorrow?
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How the fuck did a cunt like Brad get 101 comments?
D’oh!
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Hey, what do you mean about not wanting a brain?
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Just me, or does Brad look mildly retarded?
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put your pic up and we’ll try the TWOP eugenics poll
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Nothing deficient in my stock, though my post could have been better phrased.
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proud aryan genes
97 IQ points
really need a job
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Blessed are the poor
In spirit, for theirs is the
Kingdom of heaven
(Matt 5:3)
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‘Tarded weltanschauung
Common sense, a ‘bierschaft’
Get with the pogram
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Correct me if wrong
But “weltanschauung” is not
Nearly a dipthong
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[ˈvɛlt.ʔanˌʃaʊ.ʊŋ]
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velt-ahn-shæw-ung, exactly – four syllables
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augh cunt fuck you’re right. I knew I’d rushed that one.
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I assumed you were using the word ‘retard’ in a satirical sense:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/09/colbert-sarah-palin-is-a_n_454744.html
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That is really unfair of you skink.
There is no need to unfavourably compare intellectually handicapped people with Sarah Palin.
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Sarah Palin aka Jesus Tits.
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Plus too also.
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Thats a long wait for a punchline there.
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Looks ike a fine fellow to me. Anyone unloading piss can’t be that bad.
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He’s xxxxxxx xxxxxx written all over him. That beer is not going in, its coming out to make room.
Don’t say that.
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Sometimes when I come on here I get scared.
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The fear of the Lord
Is the beginning of knowledge
Fools despise wisdom
(Prov 1:7)
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There’s this thing called being so open-minded your brains drop out.
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Ben Goldacre would support you on that point orbea.
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ooh bookmarked!
http://www.badscience.net/
be like Ben!
Vielen dank Shazza, merci beaucoup
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His books are worth a read orbea. Very funny guy.
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rest assured Michael, you are not alone.
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And lo, I am with
You always, even unto
The end of the age
(Matt 28:20)
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use the force luke, strong
the force is in this one yes
use bong sabre, yes
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Answer fools as their
Folly deserves, lest they be
Wise in their own eyes
(Prov 26:5)
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Beginning to Feel
Trapped I am
In blog of 7th Day
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“If you want to get together in any exclusive situation and have people love you, fine – but to hang all this desperate sociology on the idea of The Cloud-Guy who has The Big Book, who knows if you’ve been bad or good – and cares about any of it – to hang it all on that, folks, is the chimpanzee part of the brain working.”
Frank Zappa 1989
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Although god may have blighted him with a dodgy back door for those comments.
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or the crap his Dad brought home from the chemical warfare facility
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This is way too ironic to be a genuine worst. But I hate to not contribute, so
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The work colleague doing the unsafe thing has just fallen from a height and broken their spine. Brad will go over and say ‘That was an unsafe thing to do, wasn’t it?’ as soon as he’s loaded that stolen booze in the back of his car.
And he’ll be grinning while he says it, too. Cuz he’s a – oh, what’s the word I’m looking for…
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retard?
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cunt.
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Cunt! That was it.
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I think Brad was recently diagnosed as a Cuntard.
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rural retard?
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I was going to say ‘brain-damaged jailhouse-sperm receptacle’, but rural retard is easier to spell.
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Brad is a cunt. I refuse to be like him, let alone associate with him.
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And so we come full circle.
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There’s nothing quite like enlarging the circle of your gay friends.
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I’m sorry rolly, but I was born a minge man and I’ll die a minge man.
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This is for you Shreiking and of course WAtching who loves Jim.
http://bit.ly/mingebenefits
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Thanks monk!
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Hey, hey, hey, c’mon now people. A cunt is useful. I am however, not.
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