Midland D’Art

Is this a Midland art installation or just rage? I know there are some trolley freaks out there. From Ryan.

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34 Responses to Midland D’Art

  1. Pfortner says:

    If it had a pot belly, I’d say definitely moar public sculpture, but as it is, it’s just a pity that’s not a goon bag. Tres Midland dahling.

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  2. shazza says:

    Dahlink, teh rage is part of ze art.

    Haiku 6093:

    Toilet paper leash
    on the bollard trolley art
    Midlandia style.

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  3. munkipants says:

    i’ve often daydreamed about doing that with the pain-in-the-arse parking bollards(bollocks) under my office. that picture is like fetish porn to me..

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  4. The execution is so masterful that it almost looks casual.

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  5. vegan says:

    i can just see one of those metal sculpture folk wheeling that away.

    deliciously not worst.

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  6. Glenn says:

    The glint of the sunlight on the chrome is wonderful.

    Maybe its a sundial.

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  7. It really just needs a bit of vein work applied in texta to remove any doubt

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  8. skink says:

    has anyone done the valedictory for Pauline Hanson yet?

    where’s Bento?

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    • Pfortner says:

      we’re doing it right now over at the Tony Abbott Haiku Centre http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=190060726031&ref=nf

      eg
      Toorali oora-
      something; My luggage trolley
      stolen; Don’t like it.

      and

      Opportunity
      It’s none more applicable
      Up to eleven

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    • Bento says:

      Firewall issues forced me to follow the Hanson story via comments on the West website. Sweet Jesus – that is nought but a haven for unreconstructed Camilloians.

      Today brought out all the nutcases in force, but it was a few days ago (in response to the story about Perth being ‘8th most liveable city in the world’) that I saw the word “niglet” used in reference to an Arab child. Gareth Parker turns up every now and then to tell them to play nicely, but they’re all too far gone along the road to bonkers – one of them used Pig Latin to get his brainfarts past the moderators.

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      • skink says:

        I liked the West’s online poll:

        “do you agree with Pauline Hanson?” yes, or no?

        agree with what?

        agree that she should fuck off to the far side of the world?

        or agree with every hatstand statement that issues from her mouth?

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    • matt says:

      you loony lefftys will never appreciated what she tried to do.
      read the news ! taka look at whats happpening in the cities. All you do is appe the mainstream media, why don’t you ever attack Pewter Garrett ? After all, he has obvoisly completely sold out. fucken wnackers.

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  9. mez says:

    When I lived in Midland shopping trolley suicides were a regular occurance, most weekends a bus stop would leap out in front of traffic too

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  10. Michael says:

    This seems to me to be but a study for the real installation, which will no doubt come into being the next time fresh concrete is being poured.

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  11. Hugh Jass says:

    Reminds me of the time that I was sitting outside a Pizza shop in Midland (opposite the Coles loading dock at Centrepoint) – Yeah yeah, I was in Midland. Visiting a friend and decided to get some pizza.

    Anyway, there was a bloke sitting on top of a shopping trolley that was on it’s side, skulling back a couple of cans of bourbon, trying to hide them so that nobody saw. Wish I had a camera.

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  12. Shreiking Wombat says:

    Is that a large horse-sized condom laying next to the trolley?

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