The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

Here’s the Best of the TWOP twitter newsfeed  lately. Current news alerts are in the sidebar, or subscribe to them all with The Worst of Perth rss news feed so you don’t miss any gold.

One of these was believed. Which one?

“My cat goes to university, where he will be put down. “Murdoch Uni rejects new bumper sticker…

Tree Man’s feces saps local support. 38 days of accumulated waste around the trunk is alienating local supporters & may be killing the tree..

Ponting’s Mum washes “stinking” Baggy Green. The OZ captain’s original baggy green cap was reduced to the “size of a crumpet” after boiling…

WA Govt to jail lightning for starting bushfires. In a get tough policy, WA’s Police minister announced a 3 strikes policy for lightning wit…

Struck Ponting “saw visions of Choctaw Ridge”. Me & Tubs Taylor were throwing somethin off Tallahatchie Bridge. I think it was Marcus North…

Rural boom as Mandrake Root & Henbane crops outstrip W.A. barley exports. Increased interest in Wiccan culture & sorcery is reviving…

When the Lord sends me a shit sandwich – I make lemonade. Tony Abbot…

Outrage as James Cameron slated to remake Casablanca in 3D. With Adam Sandler, Chris Rock & Lindsay Lohan…

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23 Responses to The Best of The Worst of Perth Twitter

  1. Bento says:

    Has to be the Mandrake Root and Henbane, surely?

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  2. Bento says:

    And how was it ‘believed’? Was another one published in an ethnic newspaper?

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  3. Someone replied to me.

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  4. David Cohen says:

    It was Tree Man?

    People love their tree news.

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  5. WAtching says:

    Love the one about the corporate boxes TLA. Though not a skyshow devotee myself, I’ve always thought is galling that those in the corporates can drink to their hearts content while those outside are denied.

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  6. WAtching says:

    Hey TLA: You never posted this one

    and I still cant work out why.

    Four Reasons.
    a) For Sall
    b) The hand Signal
    c) Herdsman Parade
    d) Nice Photo

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