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One of these was believed. Which one?
“My cat goes to university, where he will be put down. “Murdoch Uni rejects new bumper sticker…
Tree Man’s feces saps local support. 38 days of accumulated waste around the trunk is alienating local supporters & may be killing the tree..
Ponting’s Mum washes “stinking” Baggy Green. The OZ captain’s original baggy green cap was reduced to the “size of a crumpet” after boiling…
WA Govt to jail lightning for starting bushfires. In a get tough policy, WA’s Police minister announced a 3 strikes policy for lightning wit…
Struck Ponting “saw visions of Choctaw Ridge”. Me & Tubs Taylor were throwing somethin off Tallahatchie Bridge. I think it was Marcus North…
Rural boom as Mandrake Root & Henbane crops outstrip W.A. barley exports. Increased interest in Wiccan culture & sorcery is reviving…
When the Lord sends me a shit sandwich – I make lemonade. Tony Abbot…
Outrage as James Cameron slated to remake Casablanca in 3D. With Adam Sandler, Chris Rock & Lindsay Lohan…
The Worst of Perth 
Has to be the Mandrake Root and Henbane, surely?
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Nope
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And how was it ‘believed’? Was another one published in an ethnic newspaper?
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Someone replied to me.
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Did Rob Johnson call you, to ask how you got access to Cabinet papers?
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It was Tree Man?
People love their tree news.
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Yes.
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I must confess I was wondering what he was doing with his faeces
worse than just crapping on passers-by is the thought that he has a support team who scurry up the tree to get take-away doggy bags.
I was at Beatty Park this afternoon and the pool was emptied for a ‘code brown’. I watched one of the lifeguards wading through the pool with a little net on a stick, catching the brown fish. The expression on her face was something like: “months of lifesaving training and I am scooping turds. Somebody better start drowning soon so I can feel better about myself…”
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Tree man has a wife you know…
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Not all women take shit from their husbands, you know.
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No but we all take the piss.
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;)
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…………. ;)
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Love the one about the corporate boxes TLA. Though not a skyshow devotee myself, I’ve always thought is galling that those in the corporates can drink to their hearts content while those outside are denied.
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Hey TLA: You never posted this one
and I still cant work out why.
Four Reasons.
a) For Sall
b) The hand Signal
c) Herdsman Parade
d) Nice Photo
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e) Registered lawns
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f) cocos palm in the distance
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It’s the same reason. Too many good submissions.
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No Sweat. I can only imagine the flood of submissions.
God only knows what sort of system you have to deal with it…
Just getting another one off my list…
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I have no system. Ljuke only showed me how to make new folders in hotmail the other day, so it will be easier to manage the queue.
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Needs more flags.
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Why spend all that money on flags when it is “For Sall?”
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Redbook indicates a good pair of flags will add between $300 and $500 to the sale price of a ute.
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