En Pole, En Route

I just had to delay gratification with Bento’s Tankmaster chronicles  for one day after the receipt of these photos from Outrage Cohen. Although frequent commenter, contributor and racconteur Cookster lost his baffling and mondo incoherent pro daylight savings battle, he has now been able to go all out Sexpo wise. Outrage snapped these of the man with a pole dancer at parliament House’s back door.  How worst is this, Cookster fouling and demeaning  The People’s Wall? One of our crappiest and blandest areas of the city! Perth’s Eureka Stockade! And even worse, the man doesn’t even have the decency to wear a beard. Cookster has other shots of himself with porn stars, which you can see here, which at least he had the decency not to conduct near our revered People’s Wall. I didn’t really have a category, so had to put you in worst people Cookster.

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I’m dreading checking the “Fucken Worst” figures.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
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65 Responses to En Pole, En Route

  1. Cimbali says:

    Love the juxtaposition of the second shot. is he wearing the helmet of a buckingham palace guard or is he just pleased to see her?

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  2. ljuke says:

    It could be said that the woman featured has three tits.

    Zing!

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  3. Bill O'Slatter says:

    I am the Walrus

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  4. poor lisa says:

    I just don’t get why porn spends money on PR, promotion or advertising when it’ s a product that is not hard to find and everyone wants it already. Not wanting to detract from your evident relish of your work cookster!

    That pole dancer’s legs, they really are quite long aren’t they.

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  5. Slanderer says:

    Oh God, the vest looks older than the pole dancer. The man has no shame. He seems to have it on backwards, too.

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    • Bento says:

      I think he may have borrowed it from Sattler.

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      • David Cohen says:

        I can confirm there wasn’t a natural fibre in that vest.

        Also note the Cockster’s pile of porn on the truck in the background of the second pic.

        It was obvious from his demeanour he had spent all night watching them.

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      • Groucho says:

        Maybe the fashion police will come and arrest him once they have found the inconspicuous ATM scanner bandit.

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      • Frank Calabrese says:

        Speaking of sattler and 6PR, Rob Broadefield is filling in for Maumill this afternoon.

        Oh and DFPC, what did you think of Teh Paul trashing The Post ?

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        • Frank Calabrese says:

          And Broadbrain is talking Steak Sandwhiches with Dixie Marshall, and has Donnie Sutherland as a guest as well.

          And I think he’s panelling himself.

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  6. Bento says:

    And who are the 7% of respondents who call this outrage ‘delightfully not worst’?

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  7. Groucho says:

    Which set of breasts are bigger ?

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  8. shazza says:

    Is the left hand slowly getting higher?

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  9. Cookster says:

    Get fucked, the lot of you. That vest is 100% wool. I just wish I’d got that shot of DFOC – pen in mouth – drooling over the crotch of the Voodoo Lounge pole dancer.

    Not a natural fibre in that beard.

    Slanderer, you calling me on my fashion sense? Pot. Kettle. Black.

    I’m off to hang with my pornstar mates.

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  10. Brad says:

    I’ve seen better heads on a zit.

    As for Cookster…

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  11. Grrr says:

    Seriously, this is a new TWOP low.

    And I don’t say that because I have just spent the last two hours sitting in the dark (incidentally, the recorded Western Power/Synergy voice is… well… TWOPTV’s Paul Nurry has been moonlighting).

    Seriously?
    Sexpo?
    Could they not have….

    Oh, sod it.

    I’m off to do vodka shots. Have at it, people.

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  12. NVL_II says:

    Looks like old dude is wearing an oversized knitted boob-tube.

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    • Cookster says:

      NVL_II You can leave off with the ‘old dude’ – you’re probably a cropped haired lesbian with a hair lip wearing a crocheted boob tube anyway.

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  13. Richarbl says:

    I couldn’t help noticing…disturbingly so…..that these two look like father and daughter, but only from the neck up.

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  16. The Legend 101 says:

    Who is this guy and why is hanging out with her?

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