A nice photo by Beige taken in Hampton Rd Fremantle. I’m not sure how “invoking” an erection is going to be the best way to attract people to hire a pizza oven. Perhaps “Also opens clams” would be a good addition to the slogan? At the very least “Honk if you’re getting a Woody.” Thanks Beige.
Does this help? Are you honking?
Between this and a certain chicken chain’s “Portugasm” billboard … you bet I’m laughing that the new wave of hilarious, risque advertising.
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Is that woman wearing a cuntkini?
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Possibly, but it’s on backwards.
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Is that Albany’s famous Dog Rock in the background?
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Surely that is our lord Cthulhu rising from the depths of R’lyeh?
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The streets shall flow with the blood of the non-believers.
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Ah yes, I nice piece of rump, a bottle of warm-ish red simmering on the barby and…..hey, did anyone notice the Rock Of Gibraltar ?
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This bloke supplied pizza to the crew of “Rockin at the rock” porno.
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See below:
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1433059
(plurry reply thing’s a bit temperamental)
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Are you gettin’ a pizza the action?
I’m here all week…try the tofu-burger!
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The question is, woody or woodeny ? I wood, wood you ?
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And if you cracked a woody, that would be a bad thing. The heat would escape.
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Wood fill her, that wood work
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I think that, perhaps, the island in Question might be a poor rendition of the Isolotto di Nisida off the Italian coast near Naples.
http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1433059
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Not Capri?
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Definitely Gibraltar……
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Yup!
Gotta give you that one.
But what the hell has the ROG got to do with pizzas which started life as a cheap snack in Napoli?
Mamma mia, le Spagnioli hanno rubato del patrimonio italiano!!
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I waded through the apostrophe abuse on the company’s website to learn the Woody can be mine for $380 a week*.
There’s video of the Woody being built, another on how to get a fire in your box, and a video asking: HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF “TOMS’ WOODY ??????
It’s all at http://www.pizzaovenhire.com.au/
* All ovens require a $50.00 cleaning deposit, this will be returned if the oven is cleaned after use.*
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Additional asterisk creating subclause feedback loop. Mustpaycleaningdepositmustpaycleaningdepositmustpaycleaningdeposit…
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I can recommend Nunzio’s mobile pizza oven:
it is endorsed by the Pope (the dead one) and Peter Nattrass (the undead one)
we booked it for a function and everybody raved about it
definitely a Not Worst
http://www.ilpadrinocaffe.com/index.htm
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Yeah, the Il Padrino restaurant is also excellent.
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They also have a mobile DJ and Wedding Catering service.
p.s. Gratuitous Scarlett pic.
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