Woody

A nice photo by Beige taken in Hampton Rd Fremantle. I’m not sure how “invoking” an erection is going to be the best way to attract people to hire a pizza oven. Perhaps “Also opens clams” would be a good addition to the slogan? At the very least “Honk if you’re getting a Woody.” Thanks Beige.

woodyDoes this help? Are you honking?

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About AHC McDonald

Comedian, artist, photographer and critic. From 2007 to 2017 ran the culture and satire site The Worst of Perth
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22 Responses to Woody

  1. Grrr says:

    Between this and a certain chicken chain’s “Portugasm” billboard … you bet I’m laughing that the new wave of hilarious, risque advertising.

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  2. mrs stone says:

    Is that woman wearing a cuntkini?

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  3. Rolly says:

    Possibly, but it’s on backwards.

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  4. Bento says:

    Is that Albany’s famous Dog Rock in the background?

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  5. Groucho says:

    Ah yes, I nice piece of rump, a bottle of warm-ish red simmering on the barby and…..hey, did anyone notice the Rock Of Gibraltar ?

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  6. David Cohen says:

    Are you gettin’ a pizza the action?

    I’m here all week…try the tofu-burger!

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  7. Rolly says:

    I think that, perhaps, the island in Question might be a poor rendition of the Isolotto di Nisida off the Italian coast near Naples.
    http://www.panoramio.com/photo/1433059

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  8. David Cohen says:

    I waded through the apostrophe abuse on the company’s website to learn the Woody can be mine for $380 a week*.

    There’s video of the Woody being built, another on how to get a fire in your box, and a video asking: HAVE YOU SEEN THE SIZE OF “TOMS’ WOODY ??????

    It’s all at http://www.pizzaovenhire.com.au/

    * All ovens require a $50.00 cleaning deposit, this will be returned if the oven is cleaned after use.*

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    • Bento says:

      Additional asterisk creating subclause feedback loop. Mustpaycleaningdepositmustpaycleaningdepositmustpaycleaningdeposit…

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  9. skink says:

    I can recommend Nunzio’s mobile pizza oven:

    it is endorsed by the Pope (the dead one) and Peter Nattrass (the undead one)

    we booked it for a function and everybody raved about it

    definitely a Not Worst

    http://www.ilpadrinocaffe.com/index.htm

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  10. Snuff says:

    They also have a mobile DJ and Wedding Catering service.

    p.s. Gratuitous Scarlett pic.

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