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Outrage Cohen worsts Town Of Vincent Mayor.
I had to rage at Tuesday’s council meeting: the nefarious Nick banned Voice reporter Andrei Buters from the media table. The poor reporter incurred the wrath of Hizzoner (who was a pedestrian Labor MP) for daring to ring up councillors and ask them questions. Fancy! – a journalist calling people to get their opinions. Nick wants to nix it. I asked Nicky five questions: four were taken on notice.
As you can see from the pic, he was red-faced, had crabby eyes and looked uninspiring.
At this rate the people of Vincent will be Voice-less.
He looks a bit like Wilson Tuckey at this resolution Outrage.
Nathan snapped this one of China Australian China in Australia before retreating back to his lair in the UK. Thanks Nathan. I have seen stuff from this company before.
Helen took a classic worst down Fremantle way. Funny that just that letter came down. Coincidence?
And a nice one from The Cookster. Not Cockster note, those cock waving days are behind him. No-one say Cockster. Quite poignant with the flowers sign. Art almost.
Worst well.
The Worst of Perth 
I have never understood the love of Councils in this place, they should get rid of the lot have one same as Brisbane,and get on with it look at the money they would save.
How many CEOS budging Real Estate people and various spivs with there hands in ratepayers pockets,they would save millions
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Not so much a love of councils, John R., as a profound resistance to change.
The councils evolved out of the old ‘Roads Boards’ set up in the days when the only effect means of communication was by “road” by which you should understand ‘sand track’.
Localised administration was a necessity back then but, as always, was soon bastardised by perfidious financial interests.
As commercial operators are rarely happy with changes to the parameters that they have become accustomed to manipulating for their own purposes, they naturally resist anything that means that they will have to think up some new stratagems with which to benefit themselves.
That may involve the use of intelligent thought as well as visceral cunning, putting many of them at a considerable disadvantage.
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And, TLA, are you not cognisant of the revelries held there, especially ballroom dancing; the definition of which is:
“A Naval Engagement Without Loss of Seamen”.
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People continue to whinge about over government, but if you suggest taking away a council, they’re agin it because the government is for it.
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But Councils are Kindergartens for would be members of parliament – Boy Bad Jacobs being a prime example :-)
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I beg to differ Frank. Student Unions are the Kindy, P&C the pre primary and local council the Primary School.
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Where are journo unions, shazza?
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Creche?
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Chemical dependency unit, newborn ward.
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The remedial classes.
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Unlike these nasty boys I have some level of respect for the passion and commitment shown by unions. Although, as an aside, I can think of a couple of union ‘heavyweights’ who warrant a mention on this site. Anyway I would think high school would be a fair equation. Public only of course.
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Are you referring to Messers Reymolds and McDonald? (who I’m assuming is not related to The Lazy Aussie ?
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Now why would those two spring to mind Frank?
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Whatever educational institute is best for toothless tigers. ECU?
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Hang on a minute, theres something familiar about the YO car. Methinks it is Jamiie , the passionate defender of Miss Nude. Go on check his posts, the clues are all there.
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Somewhere there are some large white letters spelling “TOTA”.
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I remember that ‘YO’ on the back of a toyota being in the original Toy Story film!
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Run like Sicily…
I just got my copy of the Voice, with “Vincent declares War..” on the front, and a photo of DFOC doing his best “you talking to me?” stare
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That is one scary-ass cover. Between Catania and DFOC, kiddies from Mt Hawthorn to Highgate are going to be waking up screaming this week.
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But why does DFOC remind me of Catwaezle :-)
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Salmeh dalmeh – agoneh!
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Breaking News:
Nick’s Bambino Vince has decided to quit the ALP and become a NATIONAL !!!!!!!!!
I wonder if it is because of the fact that it will be easier for his electorate to recieve some of Brendan’s Bribery money, than if he remained in opposition ?
http://www.news.com.au/perthnow/story/0,21598,25811997-948,00.html
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That pic of Catania makes him look like a character out of Dickens. Hunch-backed, with massive upper arms. And is that a statue of Buddha on the table in front of him? A play for the Vietnamese vote?
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Fuck it does look like buddah> I think it’s a staff member.
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The inner-city streets are not for the weak-kneed, Bento.
Our hopes are with the children: I will visit yours in the next couple of days and tutor them about their roles in the revolution.
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DFOC:
I hope you do have a current Working With Children, and you will show same to MR Bento on request prior to your tutoring ? :-)
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It is a Buddha. And they start each meeting with a Christian prayer. There’s not a niche they won’t pander to.
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Speaking of Council Mayors, here is a shot of City of Swan Mayor and one time failed Liberal Candidate for Midland Charlie Zannino at the old Lilac Hill wine Festival circa 1974 :-)
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Speaking of Television Worths How about we have TWOP meet at the forthcoming exhibition in September marking 50 years of tlevision in WA which will focus on all those Kids characters we all grew up with :-)
http://www.ammpt.asn.au/tv/Welcome.html
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ThWOP Meet, Mithta Calabrethe?
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I meant Televison Worst :-)
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Hm. Weird ideas:
http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07122005
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