Henna ‘n’ Placenta – Your dream job

It would take more than a couple of paragraphs of French to get me to slap placenta on my hair. I’d rather add IKEA’s Creamed Crab to my tonsure. “For best results use with other fine Hask placenta products.” It really does say that on the packet. My dream job would be Hask placenta harvester. It’s not tested on animals. Well that’s alright then.

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15 Responses to Henna ‘n’ Placenta – Your dream job

  1. Grrr says:

    I think the Wicked Campervan (“HONK if your HORNY” was the worst thing I was going to see today…

    It appears not.

    I am glad that placenta extract is derived from animal placenta — but what I’m really after is something a little more exotic.

    Animal? Could be anything.

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  2. The Intellectual Bogan says:

    It’s not egg yolk is it?

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  3. B.T. says:

    What other fine Placenta products could there be? Vegemite ‘n’ Placenta?

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  4. Fitzroyalty says:

    It would be obviously wrong for animals to smear themselves in animal placenta… are humans animals?

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  5. Groucho says:

    This product does not guarantee that after constant use, ticks, insects, fleas and possibly birds could infest your head.

    Your appetite may change to products such as hay, grass and you will be attracted to the smell of garbage bins.

    Licking yourself, smelling other people’s bum and rubbing yourself up against trees could be another side affect.

    You will find that you begin have a tendency to walk on all fours.

    If these symptons persist, then see a vet.

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