“So grotesque and preposterous are the principle characters in this galaxy of clowns and crooks that none but a thrice double ass could have taken them for rulers.” Officer in the Allied Control Commission, Nuremberg trials.
I’m not sure why I used that quote. Three double asses? In any case, this is the kind of worst I love. The astounding coupled with the banal. Idiotic merged with stupid. (Not to mention Cocos rampant). I find it wonderfully Perth that someone would graffiti a fallen Cocos palm frond. Have we reached terminal ennui? Maybe people willl be tagging dog turds next. Behold Perth. Graffiti on a fallen frond. My God! What have we become? Can the rapture be far away?
The Worst of Perth 
Best worst ever!
Or should that be worst worst?
I know; worstest.
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To think I nearly took a pic of a tagged tree the other day. But this, this is exceptional.
It’s like a perfect storm of worstness – if only the tag involved a drawing of a dolphin.
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Not a dolphin, but a whale. The left hand end shows the characteristic blunt whale head curving nicely into a smiley mouth, with an eye dot above.
The rest is a problem – I’d say it’s been clipped by the props of a heavily laden ore carrier. Japanese efficiency has reached new heights – bag a few whales with each ore load.
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“At first blush” would have been nice.
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curwd? cuvold? ourlnd?
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cthulhu?
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Upside down, Miss Jane.
something… M… E… something something.
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That would be the work of hip hop leprauchans(sp?) – gangsta gnomes gone wild.
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I didn’t realise they had a branch here.
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Upside down – Omen.
Worst tag ever.
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Ahh.
Could be Amen. Some sort of hip-hopping priest promoting the upcoming Palm Sunday festivities?
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Omenz… the ‘z’ shows how cool the tagger must be.
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yeah, could be a ‘z’. I didn’t feel like being generous – I put it down to the worst flashy squiggle/arrow at the end of a tag ever.
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As in Tafecuntz?
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Ah so it is. You’d think living in Midland a few years back would have improved my graffiti reading skills somewhat but this hasn’t been the case at all.
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fuckyouu shitcunt
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Looks like we may have found the artist, TLA, or they’ve found you.
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I’m impressed he/she knows how to turn on a computer, let alone find google.
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The rapture? The falcon cannot hear the falconer, for sure.
We are gazing at the minutiae, unaware we’re about to be crushed like bugs.
If we had more palm trees, perhaps it would’ve ended differently.
As the Cockster remarked to me over the weekend, as we were pumping silver bullets into daylight-saving zombies: ‘When the going gets weird, the weird get going’.
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Or turn pro, DFOC. Relax, zombies, this won’t hurt.
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Doesn’t matter either way guys – kill the body and the head WILL die.
As Teh Outrage said, DLS zombie activity is on the rise. The cardy-clad fuckers have a whiff of election victory in the air and no sooner do you turn one to dust, than another bobs up to take its place.
Time to fight the good fight people.
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I think you two are the only ones who want it in the whole state. When is it going to end? It’s awful.
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TLA, ‘oooh it’s awful…’ Why do I get the characters from the Cary On films flashing before my eyes when I read this?
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Titter ye not.
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Miss Dobbin, what’s the meaning of this?
I’m sorry sir but the gentlemen kept touching things.
Charlie Muggins: Yes she was showing me how to stick the pole up.
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Perhaps Omenz tagged the frond before it fell to earth…
Arborial dedication to worst tagging.
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Well if it was tagged while high on the tree, then of course I withdraw it as worst. Would explain the terrible penmanship.
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and I bet they are pissed that it landed upside down when it fell.
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Shazza reminds me of Karina from Abc News.
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As some wog blow-in, denying proper Australians a job?
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She has a job Natalia Fan 1, shes a reporter.
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