Jesus saves to D drive

This is the scene at a computer shop internet cafe on Beaufort street.  I like the dinosaurs. Surely a contender for worst interior design. It’s a flatpack available from IKEA. I’m not sure if Jesus or minor underling making wit the sourpuss. Odd. You could fit two more computers there.

About The Lazy Aussie

Commended Haiku writer. A lover of The West's Worst. Perth stand-up comedian, photographer and writer.
This entry was posted in vanished worst, worst of perth and tagged , , . Bookmark the permalink.

174 Responses to Jesus saves to D drive

  1. David Cohen says:

    And he paused on the road to Damascus, prior to smiting the Christians, and he saw the Internet cafe, and it was good.

    The decor was none too Flash, but then came a voice from the LORD:

    “For the gate of the shop there shall be screens of twenty cubits, of blue and purple and scarlet material and fine twisted linen, the work of a weaver, with their four pillars and their four sockets.”

    And he threw in some dinosaurs too and saw it was good.

    Like

  2. Groucho says:

    Our Father who art in Beaufort Street
    hallowed be your dinosaur and veritable beach umbrella
    Your Website come
    you will be down loaded……….

    Like

  3. Matt says:

    I know this guy, and the shop… he used to have a record store, but it was going out of business so he converted it into an internet cafe… I somehow got drawn into a conversation with him on God and life and every whacked out theory he has on why we’re here…

    He made that cross himself and he has a bath tub out the back for impromptu baptisms… just so you know for next time :)

    Like

  4. Lazy Aussie says:

    A bathtub? Really? Yes, I seem to remember a record shop there. Don’t see too many using internet cafe either. Not really a spot with that many visitors needing it.

    Like

  5. Bento says:

    The record store was truly weird. The most eclectic opening hours I’ve ever come across. It would be closed all day Saturday, and then open when I stumbled home from the pub at about 1am. Mysterious ways…

    Like

    • Grrr says:

      From memory… he was… recovering… from some sort of temptation from the devil.

      I had a conversation with him in 2000 or so when we ran the record store and was trying to flog 486s at what I considered to be premium prices, and resolved never to go there again.

      Maybe I should head back there and start clicking on random websites from THAT wikilinks page (which I shall not link to for fear of Mr Lazy Aussie being imprisoned).

      Actually, with a USB drive and a bit of scriptin’….

      Or not.

      Like

  6. skink says:

    I can’t ever recall seeing anyone in that shop, either buying a record, using the internet, or buying all those crappy salvaged PC’s that litter the place.

    I can’t understand how he stays in business – I always assumed it was a front for something else.

    It’s a bit of a lost strip, that. I once got my hair cut in the totally bare salon two doors up. Couldn’t cut hair for shit.

    still, if you want a kebab, a dodgy haircut, buy some crappy secondhand junk, and to use the Internet before your capoeira class – this is the place to go.

    Like

  7. I took a shot of the hairdresser sign. Up soon.

    Like

  8. skink says:

    what’s it called – Blow?

    it sucks

    Like

  9. Vic Demised says:

    Vynil begat CD,
    CD begat Rom,
    Rom begat Hard Drive.
    Hard Drive begat External.
    And the Disks of Many Kinds went forth and multiplied.
    And so it came to pass (as did the Passersby, deep in their ignorance) that He of Faith went broke, gave up and went home and stayed all Saturday.

    Any Black Sabbath on sale when it was a record shop, Matt?

    Like

  10. I notice a mic stand. That can’t be good.

    Like

  11. beno says:

    give us a break,

    its awkward enough looking at porn in an internet café without the holy family looking over your shoulder…

    Like

  12. Snuff says:

    @ 5 Bento

    Don’t you just love those places, Bento ? There was one in the early 80s called Alaska which I’m guessing nodody else will recall because it was open so infrequently, at such bizarre hours, and was staffed by what seemed like work experience conscripts from the methadone clinic nearby. I guess you could very loosely describe it as a grocery store, but the shelves were almost all bare, and the few items for sale were so random as to defy the imagination. It was on the eastern side of William Street, Northbridge, just north of Newcastle Street, next door to and across the road from knockshops, just along from the aforementioned clinic.

    As bizarre as all that was, my most surreal moment there was at about 2am, buying a litre of Coke for my beloved, and yes, wearing naught but her dressing gown, when who should bowl in but Greedy and Reg from Mentals, who were obviously touring at the time. The fact that they barely glanced at me yet stared open mouthed at Alaska was testament to its peculiarity. Can anyone confirm that Alaska wasn’t just a bad dream/trip ?

    Like

  13. Is that a picture of Jesus’ dog near his feet?

    Like

  14. michael says:

    haha i went in there on acid once… did my head in :D
    weiiiird.

    Like

  15. Pingback: Worst Media Connections « The Worst of Perth

  16. Darcy says:

    God Bless y’all.

    Like

  17. Henk Beugelaar says:

    The Cross in my shop is a sign of torture done to Jesus

    The dinosours you can find in the last 4 books of JOB

    I investigatid FIREPOWER for 3 months and gave all the information to the Government of AUSTRALIA

    The complete FIREPOWER history is at http://www.mininova.org/tor/3158221

    You are all talking SHIT

    Because of me Tim Johnston is now being held in PERTH

    Henk Beugelaar

    Like

  18. Michael Veenstra says:

    Henk drinks at the Inglewood pub , and one local calls him CJ = ” Creeping Jesus ” Go fig .

    Like

  19. skink says:

    fantastic link about dinosaurs in the bible:

    http://www.angelfire.com/mi/dinosaurs/behemoth.html

    worth a look for the illustrations alone

    Like

  20. Henk Beugelaar says:

    I don’t concentrate on negative people

    I like to build, you people like to destroy

    Good fortune to you all

    Just jump on the net and type in “Henk Firepower” and you can see for yourselves

    I will not post here again

    Bye

    Like

  21. Henk Beugelaar says:

    My new website

    Life is fun

    Henk

    Like

  22. shazza says:

    Sorry Henk but I don’t think it’s fair to your wife for her mental health issues to be openly displayed on a satirical site.

    Like

  23. WAtching says:

    Henk,
    Like yourself, i have very strong views. However, your random post seems to be distracting people from the big issue effecting the people of Perth- Cocos Palms.

    I am beginning to wonder whether you are actually a deep cover operative placed here by the pro- Cocos lobby to distract West Australians from the reality of the situation.

    This has a Whiff of NCB about it.

    Like

  24. Henk Beugelaar says:

    Hey Shazza;

    Imagine being there at the birth of your first son, stroking your wifes head while she is screaming in pain.

    Then 4 weeks later some bitch man hater from “the department of child protection” with a ring stuck through her nose and steel sticking out of her mouth takes your wife and baby away.

    Think about it

    Henk

    Like

    • G'day from WA says:

      No, please no…

      Like

      • rolly says:

        Henk,

        You might more support from the likes of the commenters on this blog if you did not hijack their playroom in order to try to do some possibly valuable work.

        Most of us read widely, and in some depth, so the topics to which you allude are well known and appreciated by many of us.

        Stick it up them that deserve it, but not in the kiddies sand pit, please.

        Like

    • shazza says:

      Henk I don’t misunderstand your pain. I think you may be out of line by making public your wifes personal situation, and thereby not helping your own cause.

      Like

  25. David Cohen says:

    Henk said he wouldn’t post here again, but he has, with a link to something, but the link is gone/missing…

    What the??

    Like

  26. shazza says:

    Where’s skink and his references to Godwins Law when you need him?

    Like

    • skink says:

      I think we should put it to a vote, and then Henk should do the exact opposite

      Like

      • shazza says:

        My above comment made far more sense before Henk’s NAZI reference was removed.

        Like

        • skink says:

          ah, I wondered what you were talking about. i scanned the page again looking for a nazi reference.

          incidentally, a score of 12 on the Edinburgh scale is not indicative of suicidal tendences. A score over ten is indicative of depression, but the max score is 30. It is only an crude diagnostic multiple choice quiz.

          whilst looking for Godwin’s Law, I did spot the name of Mel Bungy, who is exactly the sort of guy you want stood next to you if you ever feel like jumping off a cliff.

          Like

  27. poor lisa says:

    Adults in Australia (who haven’t committed crimes) don’t get removed involuntarily from their domestic arrangements.
    “Wife was taken away by a bitch man hater”, “she doesn’t want to be with me so she’s obviously not in her right mind”, “she left me, it’s all the government’s fault and I’m sueing them with the help of some other extremists”, “I’m not dangerous, and here’s a dodgy website containing confidential and sensitive material to prove it” …. these sentiments speak volumes about Henk; this stuff doesn’t belong on this site.

    Like

  28. Henk Beugelaar says:

    Poor Lisa

    I understand what you are saying exept that she does not know that and they frigtened her into leaving.

    She phones me and she is scared.

    Crazy

    Henk

    Like

  29. G'day from WA says:

    What’s happened to the timing here, and did the nazi comment really deserve to be removed?

    Like

  30. WAtching says:

    Jesus… you don’t save to D drive no more…

    Another vanished worst… sniff!

    Like

  31. Yes well, that all went wrong with the shop.

    So an Ambulance took me to hospital after I had a grand mal fit an this nice landlord changed my locks while I was in Hospital. Father died in oct. last year, wife gone, baby gone, shop gone.

    They are going to let me in Tuesday 09/11/2010 at 12 noon untill 3pm so if you want some cheap computer gear then is the time to come in.

    Cheers – Henk

    Like

  32. elle beugelaar says:

    how der u say shit about the most best unkle in the world
    i love him soo very much n u say evil shit about him. wat
    goes around comes around dont u worry u fuck heads!

    Like

  33. Trae B says:

    “I don’t concentrate on negative people
    …I like to build, you people like to destroy” – Henk

    You sit there and ridicule this man for his failings from the safety and comfort of your homes and I suppose this makes you feel empowered?
    Who the hell are any of you to judge him. Even if his views on life and the way he practices his business is somewhat unconventional, he does none of you any harm. And yet you judge him, comment on his life and laugh at his misfortunes when you know very little about him.
    I see a man trying to reach out for some compassion and all you can do is belittle him.
    Shame on you, indeed!
    I truly doubt that any of you would have the heart and positive outlook on life that Henk does if you were to suffer similar hardships in your lives!
    How would you feel if this was your Uncle, or Father, or Brother? Would you still laugh at him and abuse him so??

    Find a new hobby, you pathetic lot of vile bastards.

    Like

  34. David Cohen says:

    I note the TWOP Man-Child is Facebook friends with a Beugelaar.

    It’s a small world.

    Like

  35. South African says:

    I feel so sorry for all of you people out there putting down a man and his neices. it is sick to think how sad people are putting down someone for the way they decorate their business and for their religious beliefs. what is wrong with you all???? how can u sit and judge someone that you know nothing about!!!!!!!!!!! SICKENING.

    Like

  36. Bento says:

    Wow. New York, Toronto, Chicago, South Africa… it’s United Nations day here at TWOP.

    Like

  37. eb says:

    this just makes me sick that someone went and lookd a yung girl on fb..
    now thats storking!!!! .. all i did was look up beugelaars coz i was bored and sore my poor unkle getting shit! wat was i ment 2 do just watch him get put down so i a said something woopty dooo! doesnt give u the right 2 stork a yung girl u creep!
    and wats with the muzz buzz! wat u gonna do burn it down coz i like 2 go ther????
    oh and its not powerpoof hahahaaa
    yeah and im tatood got a problem ha i dont give one shit..

    Like

    • orbea says:

      ha i dont give one shit

      you can get pills for that, either way.

      I love storks. They sit on my chimney and keep the house nice and warm. Last time I storked my left leg went numb and I fell over, so I used the other leg. My mates and we laughed a lot. Anyways we saved a lot on heating this year because of storking, maybe you could too.

      Do you go storking too? Maybe we can stork together and you can hammer the last nail in, as Hire-a hubby wont visit my suburb because we have too many Prohibited Behaviour Orders in Kiara. Do you know where Kiara is?

      here’s a stork, they are so kewl

      Like

  38. South African says:

    hahahahaahahahaahahahahaahahahahahaha crack up’s. I recon u are ALL seriously hung like blankets and the dogs that nest in them and definitely dont have pie warmers. u all have way TO much time on ur hands.

    Like

  39. David Cohen says:

    Is being hung like a blanket good or bad??

    Like

  40. Mez says:

    …the pipes, the pipes are calling
    From glen to glen, and down the mountain side
    The summer’s gone, and all the flowers are dying
    ‘Tis you, ’tis you must go and I must bide….

    Buff Jesus: Are you South African?

    South African: No, Irish

    BJ: oh, sorry I always get those confused

    SA: what? the accent?

    BJ: no… the sense of humour

    Like

  41. Natalia Fan #1 says:

    How now, good friends, why do you broadcast,
    Of sorriest fancies your companions making,
    Using those thoughts which should indeed have died
    With them they think on? Things without all remedy
    Should be without regard: what’s done, is done.

    Like

  42. This place has finally gone. Poor old Jesus jockey shop is vacant. Next to or near to a music shop and one of those wanky beard waxing establishments. The ultimate insult to Jesus and it appears dinosaurs.

    Like

Leave a Reply to Trae B Cancel reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s