Lucky Grylls, Hayseed Rising

As the handsome young hayseed Brendon grylls considers a life of National Socialism, he has a unexpected visitor and a rapid change of heart.

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64 Responses to Lucky Grylls, Hayseed Rising

  1. Snuff says:

    Having successfully bred Jamie and Lucky, it looks like it’s time to trade in the Vespa for an Ag bike.

    http://tinyurl.com/6orqwe

    Later, Carps.

    http://tinyurl.com/63o67j

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  2. CK says:

    New post from AnnofWA over at Howie’s:

    http://blogs.watoday.com.au/movabletype/mt-comments.cgi

    Oh. It was me.

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  3. CK says:

    Fuck me. What are these ugly agricultural beasts being herded through the streets of Fremantle with burning crosses?

    Oh sorry. My mistake. It’s the entire Riverton electorate.

    I have suddenly found God, or cows, or some such so it seems.

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  4. Frank Calabrese says:

    Fuck me. What are these ugly agricultural beasts being herded through the streets of Fremantle with burning crosses?

    Oh sorry. My mistake. It’s the entire Riverton electorate.

    Who now has a member of Parliament who supports the Privatisation of Trains ala Jefftoria.

    Connex will be rubbing their hands with anticipation.

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  5. Pedro the Ignorant says:

    Hah. The watermelons got 27.5% of the vote in Jim McGinty’s “safe” seat.

    The dreadlocked ferals on pushbikes are on the cusp of power.

    Preach it, brothers.

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  6. Great, now they’ll expect everyone not to shower.

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  7. Snuff says:

    Ewww, TLA. If Freo still gets visited by those ships which may or may not be carrying nuclear weapons, then surely a very accidental explosion would be the easiest and most humane solution.

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  8. Bento says:

    Is that what a metrocentric twat looks like?

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  9. Frank Calabrese says:

    Here is Colins Plan for the first 100 days.

    http://www.wa.liberal.org.au/index.php?option=com_docman&task=doc_download&gid=140&Itemid=141

    Worsters, start counting :-)

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  10. observant observer says:

    Have the Libs actually got a plan for public transport instead of a plan for car parking along the freeway?

    I know it’s likely they’ll probably just sell the whole thing off, but they didn’t have to be that blatant with it. No new investment etc.

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  11. Frank Calabrese says:

    Here is the post CK was referring to which has now been published :-)

    * AnnofWA
    * September 14, 2008
    * 06:46 PM

    Hoorah! We’ve abolished the CARPENTER REGIME and have installed a government that is truly respectful of HER MAJESTY.

    I fear, however, that they are TOO LIBERAL. THE PubliC demands a government that will bring back public floggings. For, you know, whateve

    http://blogs.watoday.com.au/madashell/2008/09/if_the_dowdy_ca.html#comments

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  12. What about a link to your new Alannah for Leader facebook group Frank.

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  13. Frank Calabrese says:

    What about a link to your new Alannah for Leader facebook group Frank.

    It ain’t mine but here it is :-)

    http://www.new.facebook.com/friends/#/group.php?gid=76571475462&ref=mf

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  14. Frank Calabrese says:

    Well you can forgetr about deregulated trading hours, Hayseed don’t like.

    http://www.nationalswa.com/pdf/Save%20Our%20Shops.pdf

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  15. Well Hayseed is right about trading hours. Anything that decreases the dullards fascination with endless shopping is a good thing. Ripper v McTiernan : the lesser of two weasels, what has my Labor party come to when the choice is this. My entry on Hatebook for Alannah crashed the server.

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  16. skink says:

    I watched Colin proudly standing in front of Parliament, a tear in his eye.

    then I realized his eyes were watering because the Nats had just f*cked him in the arse. all four of them, and then John Bowler stirred the porridge.

    if Barnett becomes dependant on Bowler’s vote, and Bowler is in Burke’s pocket, doesn’t that make a mockery of all the crap the Libs have been spouting about his influence?

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  17. Will the half arsed ferris wheel be stopped? Perhaps it could go to Wagin?

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  18. skink says:

    the ferris wheel will no doubt be scrapped, allowing the newspaper to run the headline:

    “Wheel’s fallen off the Barnett Government”

    if they had a sense of humour, or an ounce of intelligence.

    unlikely then.

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  19. Bento says:

    Any truth to the rumour the proposed Butler rail extension has now been diverted to Dowerin?

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  20. Bento , that’s the high speed train to Dumbie.

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  21. skink says:

    I recommend that Mr barnett considers Belmont as a suitable storage site for uranium waste.

    it’s not like the residents can become any more deformed, mutated, and plain butt-ugly than they are right now

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  22. skink says:

    good to see use of the Jamie Oliver gag is spreading

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  23. Snuff says:

    Be very scared, skink. I’ll be on that Shinkansen to Belmont Park as soon as my schedule permits in order to behold the “memorabilia from Belmont and other Australiana”.

    http://www.gtp.com.au/adachi/bpark.html#Belmont

    If I can’t land some worst International worst there, then I’ll go he.

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  24. Snuff says:

    Be very scared, skink. I’ll be on that Shinkansen to Belmont Park as soon as my schedule permits in order to behold the “memorabilia from Belmont and other Australiana”.

    http://www.gtp.com.au/adachi/bpark.html#Belmont

    If I can’t land some worst International worst there, then I’ll go he.

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  25. observant observer says:

    oh yay, eric ripper. looks like we’ll be stuck with tomato-head as premier for a few more years yet.

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  26. Snuff says:

    @ 9 It’s hard to tell, Bento. She could use a trim.

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  27. skink says:

    Frank – what’s the gossip on the choice of Ripper from the party room?

    there is nothing in the ‘news’, except that it was unanimous – didn’t Lannie nominate? did Michelle Roberts and the Right nobble her before she could stand?

    and Cook? the only thing I know about him is that he is not McGowan, which is a considerable talent.

    much as I like Ripper, he can surely only be considered to be keeping the chair warm until closer to the next election.

    and in passing, I note that Rudd gave Turnbull exactly five minutes in the job before inviting him to join a bipartisan push for the Republic.

    nice wedge. I am betting there are a few Libs saying: “oh crap, I forgot about that.”

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  28. Frank Calabrese says:

    Frank – what’s the gossip on the choice of Ripper from the party room?

    there is nothing in the ‘news’, except that it was unanimous – didn’t Lannie nominate? did Michelle Roberts and the Right nobble her before she could stand?

    and Cook? the only thing I know about him is that he is not McGowan, which is a considerable talent.

    much as I like Ripper, he can surely only be considered to be keeping the chair warm until closer to the next election.

    Bad choice IMHO, but poor old Lannie didn’t have the numbers so she didn’t nominate.

    But the bigger picture is The West sharpening their claws at the Nats and are ready to pounce if any of the City projects are scuttled to appease the cockies. They will make sure the Nats pay out BIG time.

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  29. poor lisa says:

    Ripper is from Belmont skink.

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  30. skink says:

    I think that clinches what I said. The ugly tree grows in Belmont, and someone clearly cut down a branch and used it to make the ugly stick – and everyone got a hell of a beating.

    clearly Eric has enjoyed the large combination Chinese at Belmont Forum a few too many times.

    at least Eric has got rid of the paedo moustache, so that he looks a bit less like O’Brien.

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  31. Snuff says:

    Be very scared, skink. I’ll be on that Shinkansen to Belmont Park as soon as my schedule pemits in order to behold the “memorabilia from Belmont and other Australiana”.

    http://www.gtp.com.au/adachi/bpark.html#Belmont

    If I can’t land some worst International worst there, then I’ll go he.

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  32. poor lisa says:

    All very fair points skink, although I think the mo disguised a weird upper lip.

    Barney must enjoy something corresponding to the large combination Chinese to get that tomato head. What would that be in Western Suburbs World… not sure they have an all-you-can-eat night anywhere in Napoleon St….

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  33. Snuff says:

    Oh great. First the spam filter boots me, and now it posts me 3 times.

    http://tinyurl.com/6raaq2

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  34. There’s worse people to hear from 3 times Snuff. I can’t be bothered erasing them. It is a little sinister. It has binned Frank, Rolly and now you in sucession. All longstanding commenters. Maybe it knows something.

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  35. Snuff says:

    Perhaps so, Bill. I don’t mind the outcomes of the randomly generated ones, however. My original one bears a remarkable resemblance to myself in the Parrot days, in an updated Ralph Steadman kind of way, and my work one does indeed wear reading glasses.

    Having said that, there are a few contenders hovering, not least of which is one of my new bike which I’m off to pick up in seven minutes, but who’s counting ?

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  36. The red parrot logo. A Firm keyring membership would be good too.

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  37. skink says:

    snuff

    as I sit here, I look out on the Adachi-Ku Garden in Belmont, and I think we got the better end of the bargain.

    I look forward to seeing some Belmont Australiana posted here. I expect to see a Falcon on blocks, and two fat people in trackydacks eating a large combination Chinese

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  38. Bento says:

    You could start with a pic of the fortress formerly known as Belmont Senior High School. In order to cut down on response times and travel expenses, the Belmont police station was relocated to the school grounds.

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  39. Bedfords Crackpot Fraternity says:

    Turnbull new front bench – Mr Abbott is understood to have told colleagues that he wants to be “fully in harness” in the Turnbull era. I wonder if Bishop will strap him in!!

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  40. You mean strap him on right?

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  41. Bedfords Crackpot Fraternity says:

    Pulp Fiction gimp style!!Will Brendan join in, and what would he wear I wonder – a cape & mask, Zorro style? I think Nelson deserves Australias worst, he just pipped Carps!Pure Gold Worst! What a Gimp!

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  42. snuffparrot says:

    @ 39 How right you are, skink.

    From the sublime http://tinyurl.com/5a2d2h

    … to the proverbial http://tinyurl.com/5e8wou

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  43. Frank Calabrese says:

    From Rattler’s Blog.

    * potkettleblack
    * September 16, 2008
    * 07:35 AM

    Now that John Bowler holds some power in the House, it is likely that Barnett will be dealing with a man tainted by connection to Brian Burke

    doesn’t that make a mockery of all the Libs twittering about sleaze and corruption during the election campaign?

    http://blogs.watoday.com.au/madashell/2008/09/why_do_aussie_p.html#comments

    Where is The Worst’s pontification on THAT ? :-)

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  44. Bento says:

    I note potkettleblack’s post bears a remarkable similarity to skink’s post @17 above….

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  45. Bento says:

    My, LA. What big gravatars you have!

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  46. Bedfords Crackpot Fraternity says:

    Who mentioned the Gary Ashead typo on the Wests home page and when was that? – its STILL THERE – STILL UNCHANGED!!They’re all asleep!!

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  47. Snuff says:

    @ 47 I’m pleased to hear that, Bento. I thought my Firefox was going buggy.

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  48. Frank Calabrese says:

    And our Treasurer’s Chair Sniffing & Bra Snapping antics made No 4 on Tonight’s 20 to 1 “Great Aussie Scandals” on Ch 9.

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  49. Frank Calabrese says:

    [And our Treasurer’s Chair Sniffing & Bra Snapping antics made No 4 on Tonight’s 20 to 1 “Great Aussie Scandals” on Ch 9.]

    I am of course referring to the Treasurer Elect, Troy Buswell.

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  50. skink says:

    Bedford@48 – I spotted the Asshead typo last week and mailed it to TWOP. It has been there for a while

    Bento@46 – you have outed one of my secret identities.

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  51. #47 & #49 I’m trying to encourage the last regulars to get one (such as poor Lisa), however some appear a little frightening bigger don’t they?

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  52. skink says:

    the gravitars in the right margin are now vast, and rather scary – you can make out every hair round Ron Jeremy’s nipples.

    can you make them smaller? – spare a thought for those of us on tiny laptop screens

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  53. Skink, is that you also writing in Crikey comments?

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  54. Snuff says:

    @ 53 This one still gets my vote for poor lisa, TLA. Hawt.

    http://tinyurl.com/6ylzle

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  55. Frank Calabrese says:

    Skink, is that you also writing in Crikey comments?

    Ideed it is Our Skink in Crikey:-)

    Skink, a loyal Sandgroper, writes: Re. “Talkback on Turnbull: he’s been a bully” (yesterday, item 12). Why no talkback comments from Western Australia? Our fright-wing radio hosts are just as biased and partisan than those in the East, and our talkback callers are even more ignorant and opinionated. I demand that our bigots get their fair share of indignant malapropos printed on your site.

    Crikey: Here you go Skink…
    WESTERN AUSTRALIA
    • ABC 720 (Perth), Mornings, 08:48AM: Caller Daniel says Malcolm Turnbull is a good speaker and this is dangerous as it’s easy to believe what he says.
    • 6PR (Perth), Drive, 03:18PM: Caller Ross feels sorry for Brendan Nelson but he wasn’t ready to lead. Malcolm Turnbull is qualified to be Prime Minister.
    • 6PR (Perth), Drive, 03:20PM: Caller Margaret reckons former WA Premier Brian Burke “is no doubt influencing things from behind the scenes”.

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  56. skink says:

    yes, that’s me

    it’s all me. everything you read on all talkboards and blogs is me, or one of my aliases, or one of my trolls. I am now having arguments with myself in several places at once, and mostly losing.

    I am everywhere, I am Bad Wolf

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  57. Snuff says:

    I knew I recognized that moustache, skink.

    http://tinyurl.com/5z5tm2

    You are Legion. You do not forgive. You do not forget.

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  58. skink says:

    careful now

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  59. Snuff says:

    Thanks for making my fair to middling assist look so much better with that dazzling dunk, skink.

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  60. Paracleet says:

    Speaking of FT; Grllys does put me in mind of the spiderbaby:

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  61. Firehorse says:

    Re 29, it would work in favor of the Nats if The West hooks into them. The biggest falls in The West’s circulation have been in country areas, while the Kalgoorlie Miner (daily) and the Geraldton Guardian (x3) have increased their sales substantially.

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