Why is Michael Jackson speaking out against litter at Cottesloe? Or is he just teh garbage? It could also be a merman. Wouldn’t that eye make-up also pollute?
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Hmmm. You know me – always trying to find the positive in something. At least teh Cott says ‘litter’ instead of ‘trash’. I’d prefer ‘rubbish’, but you can’t have everything.
What do you think the dolphin is doing?? The moonwalk?
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Can’t be Michael Jackson, there’s no small children about. Must be Janet, sans wardrobe malfunction. Was that too low?
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MJ’s not endorsing this, I think he’s just another piece of plastic landfill.
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Anybody else hearing “Heal the world… make it a better place.. for you and for me and the entire human race” inside their head???
Bet you are now! *evil grin*
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No, I’m hearing,
“Ben, the two of us need look no more
We both found what we were looking for
With a friend to call my own
I’ll never be alone
And you, my friend, will see
You’ve got a friend in me.”
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I don’t think that was too low Mazarina. It’s never too low if you’re just stating the obvious.
On the subject of the Moonwalk. I would venture to Cottesloe more often if the local council hired Michael Jackson to Moonwalk up and down the beach picking up rubbish and promoting the virtues of keeping the face of Cottesloe natural and unchanged. However, I suspect the irony may be lost on some.
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That’s the scariest rubbish I’VE ever seen. Dolphins shouldn’t have to suffer like that. Think of them before you carelessly chuck your MJ away!
Best anti-pollution message ever!
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Hehe I was laughing at these the other weekend, and I noticed there’s a bin on the corner near the mini-mart/mega-deli (between the OBH and the Cott) that’s been graffittied with an arrow labelling “Jacko”. So others have certainly noticed it too. I think I agree with BrownBook – he’s just another bit of rubbish.
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Really? There’s a Jacko label on one? Was it before or after the post?
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Yeah it was a couple of weeks ago.
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…Hey nili!
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Uh… Hi… !? Hehehe
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(whispers) It’s Ray Ray. Glad to see I’m not the only one spending my time productively.
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Every1 loved making fun of MJ. He was always the brunt of so many tasteless jokes & this is just 1 of them. The previous commentors had their field day poking fun @ a good human being but troubled young man. Now he’s gone. & Every1 of you look like the very pollution that you speak against. I hope that on the other side, it is MJ who FINALLY has the last laugh.
RIP, MJ… {{{{v_v}}}}
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MJ has the last laugh how?
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The other side of what?
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The other side of the surgically-altered Pearly Gates praps
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The other side of the bin. Apparently it has a pic of MJ laughing. Or something.
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I thought that comment might be spam at first, but it was real. I’m being bombarded with spam lately, but most ask a good question. Why DON’T I write more about ladyboys?
I notice they didn’t show so much emotion when Rodney Dangerfield died.
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He got no respect.
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Robyn, my comment at the top was respectful and appropriate.
Not like the rest of these cunts.
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How can he moonwalk if he’s a merman? Don’t you mean moonslither?
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Or moon-flop-across-on-the-floor-on-your-belly-like-a-fish-out-of-water.
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Actually no- mermen have hand, but no legs, so he wouldn’t flop, he’d slither across the stage with his arms pulling him along.
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