Worst Challenge from Melbourne’s Bruce Bruce. Since so many wanted Perth separate, I have decided to only allow outside worst if they are challenging one of our own. Bruce Bruce says…Perth, your smug certainty that you have the best of Australian worst is ill founded. Our Melbourne fellating dolphins can take your walrus any day. This life size bronze of fellating sea mammals is a reminder of just how human-like these creatures can be. It’s called “Dolphin Returns” or as we prefer “Dolphin Returns the Favour” this sculpture has recently been relegated to a park in Melbourne’s inner west from it’s more high profile spot in the Footscray mall. Originally the upper dolphin had six teats that sprayed high pressure jets of water obscenely over the back of the lower dolphin offering us an image of excruciating and perpetual sea ecstasy.
C’mon. You Melbourne pussies will have to do worse than that! You really think these can challenge this walrus? I think not. The sculptor seems like he knows what he is doing, whereas the Walrus Wrangler obviously has no idea of anything. And you want dolphins? Check out the eyelines of the dolphin sculpture at the Galleria below. Perth 1, Melbourne 0.
We’ll take you, blowhole by blowhole Melbourne.