Shouldn’t Easter eggs be in the stores by now? In any case, how Perth is this? Rather than the usual hubcap propped up by the side of the road, here is a car bonnet. The scene – after your car has crashed through a bedroom wall, just after the inhabitants have left to park their breakfasts in the ensuite would be, “Hey there’s my bonnet!” Followed by an ineffectual attempt to fit bonnet to Commodore. Then disbelief sets in as the bonnet won’t fit. Bonnet is from another rebarbative Commodore that has smashed into the house. This is not my beautiful bonnet? This is not my Western suburbs wife! Oh, yeah, that is her. East Perth.
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Is East Perth, yet you refer to western suburbs? Shame on you. Good DAY, sir.
This is not my Darch wife.
If I Darched you, you’d think a brain tumour was a birthday present.
Dude, you haven’t been in the ‘stores’ lately I take it. Coles has had Easter Eggs for yonkers.
I mean Easter 2014
Why is that woman just walking past when there are at least 4 penises waiting to be drawn on that sign? It’s that sort of apathy that is letting the terrorists win.
And why are there legs in the sky ?
Why do…BIRDS. Suddenly appear?
Oh. That’s why.
I think you’ve just set a new challenge Snuff. Capture chemtrails in the background of worsts, instead of or as well as the all seeing Cocos.