Baffling. Bewildering and baffling. The glowering sky is the only part of this that makes sense. Maybe the massed Cocos too. Peter F. wants to make sure you note the attractive chin donger as well.
Strangely, google maps indicates Cleopatra’s temple at this site, but I don’t see this…thing.
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The Worst of Perth 
sign outside the shop should read:
“Satisfaction guaranteed, or you mummy back.”
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Would have been better sans nose.
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I thought pyramid schemes were illegal in Australia, sphink.
p.s. Chin, chin, TLA.
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why the beard?
sphinxes are ladies
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Not always, sphink.
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well, you live and learn
does the British Museum know why it is shaped like a knob?
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The British Museum isn’t a shadow of its former self since it lost its Elgin Marbles.
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As a symbol of
carefully speltdeification of the dead king.LikeLike
That would have to be guarding the northern approaches to Innaloo?
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No it’s on North Lake Road, I see it on my sojourns South.
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Whatever you do, don’t cross the streams!
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The google map pre-dates the installation of this “piece”, also the address is 2752 not 752.( Tully First National is at the corner of Rimmmington and North Lake Rd).
See
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also
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But what is a “Cleopatra Centre”?
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Don’t you know a bloody thing? It’s the latest concept shopping centre craze, Tutankhamun Target, Kamose Coles, King Scorpion Newsagency. Classy, original, high end, just the ticket for The City That Never Wakes.
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Somehow appropriate that it is putting the cock back into the City of Cockburn.
Maybe already affected, for it is missing its chin nuts.
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An epic worst, TLA.
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Whoa! Looks like Peter should have gone in for the REAL story.
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Absolutely, TLA. Surely you could smuggle a camera in for your Ramesses II The Great session and fire off a few snaps while you’re enjoying a glass of wine in a mineral salth bath, before showering and relaxing in the louge with a foot massage and pedicure. Or perhaps you’d prefer an Alexander The Great deep
tissue massage and refreshments in your relaxation area ?
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*Formatting fail. Meh.
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What about a Ma’at Mouth Massage?
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Only my husband is allowed to touch my relaxation area.
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But does it have faux pharoahs like 752 North Lake Road?
(BTW, TLA is that a bit of CA I see in that photo?)
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“School Ball Packages”! (Crack, back and sack?) “Money Saving Packages”, plus lymph drainage, scarab stone
massages, all within an Osiris of Jandekot airport, where the big turbo props roar.
Hathor a good time!
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That would be the other fun bit below the Nerfertittis.
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…followed by stickin’ it up their Fourth Dynesty Sobekemsaf.
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Nobody could posibly denile it.
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looks like a front for a pyramid scheme.
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It could be, pharaoh I know.
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Can’t say Pharaoh than that!
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is this the place where you toot and come in?
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Its where you can shop in Luxory
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It’s Theban got a car-park.
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Aswan of the beautiful people…
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Oblique obelisk
Sandstone blocks the new marble
For Swenet’s children
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Surely, Surely, Surely, the entire sultanas d’etre for this blog existing has been realised. Surely, surely, this is the DEFINITIVE WORST of all time!!!!!!!! How can it get any better? I mean worse?
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Don’t call me Surely
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The Great Sphinx of Geezer?
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