Tag Archives: worst sign

Godsmacking

JC saw this on the Albany building Broadway, and sent some Max Ernst that they should have used on the sign.

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Harbourtown

Yes, but it still smells like piss. By Matt B.

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Sold Out

There was a lot of tech talk necessary for Josh to get this shot from Sydney Rd Brunswick to us, as in, “Honey, where’s the cord that connects the phone to the computer?” “There’s a cord?” “Yes, where is it?” … Continue reading

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Sale

Well that’s how you get a million, by not employing pesky graphic designers, agents or signwriters. TDoh, Floreat. BTW, a reminder. Anyone at Curtin JC Gallery tomorrow, at 2:30 can get a free sossie roll at the opening of my … Continue reading

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No sitting

…or titting. Two by Orbea. The second very… I don’t know, Bauhaus?

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Tommy’s got his six string in hock

Allow The Lizard Brain a post from outside Canberra. The strings are still atached, but it must be a bastard to tune that mother. Also nice deployment of broken plastic chair.

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Prise the towel from my cold dead willie

Motherfucker. That would be the towel I was wearing. I understand it was a hand towel, but surely that’s my decision? Just replace the wet towel on my erection and no questions will be asked. By D. Highgate. Home of the ranting … Continue reading

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Chicken Threat

By Mike K. As a potential employee, I’d be less worried about violent customers than by the fact that the capitals and underlining indicate that a serial laminator may be in charge. Dropping in a resume IS A PRIVILEGE NOT A … Continue reading

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The final straw – the final solution

This perhaps goes a little beyond passive agressive and strays into the grey area of criminal menaces and dog murdering. But I guess that’s West Leederville for you. I only wish it could have been Allen Park.  8 count ’em … Continue reading

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Weekend Worstoff 217

There was a vigil at the Guildford Hotel. Is that place not a Dan Murphy yet? Hope Outrage was there. The temptation of a pankake might have moved him. As seen by The Colour H. Pete F sends in this … Continue reading

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