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More than a horse’s arse

I’ve set this to post in the first minute of 2010. Cimbali sent a shot from Margaret River fit to open the new year. Worst or not worst? Does anyone like it? Certainly for technique it outdoes Alsatian Rampant, the … Continue reading

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My eyes! My beautiful eyes!

The only way I could get a shot of this nude painting in a Beaufort Street shop was to stand behind it to block the reflections on the face. To my horror when I opened the file I found that … Continue reading

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Song of The Blowhole

President Bush, you are from Texas, but Im sure you’ve seen one dolphin once in your lifetime. Wouldnt you like to keep seeing them in America’s oceans? So I hope you keep the dolphins safe. Please dont allow the Department … Continue reading

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The Beachist

I read and walked for miles at night along the beach, writing bad blank verse and searching endlessly for someone wonderful who would step out of the darkness and change my life. It never crossed my mind that that person … Continue reading

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Doggy Style, Alsatian Rampant

To say I was astounded by this photograph sent in by Drew would be an understatement. I babbled, I laughed like a gibbon, I cried like a chimp, I went “Wuh,wah, But what fuck uh, huh?” Could “Playtime” by I … Continue reading

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