Tag Archives: chinese

Chinese style

I fear that the “Aussie Menu” once found in all Chinese restaurants is no more. Chinese state run conglomerates are buying up Aussie Chinese menus and bending them to their will. Fillet steak comes from the barrel of a gun. … Continue reading

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Cultural Embarassador

I’m going with not worst for this. (obviously). Unless you can speak Chinese, in which case I have a new category. Worst pronunciation of Chinese by me. If subtitles don’t appear, click CC button.

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Hot Mongrels

Another Curtin wag. But I can’t imagine a better host for this 公主 fest. “She may be a Chinese mongrel but she scrubs up ok!”

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Mature Age

Ai Ya! I’m just about to be a mature age student! I’d better go down an hour early to make sure I can get front row seating. I must think up a question to ask right at the last second … Continue reading

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Computer Century

Tell me what you feel in your room when the full moon is shining in upon you and your lamp is dying out, and I will tell you how old you are, and I shall know if you are happy. … Continue reading

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